Some
of you would be surprised at how fast I can type the phrase "quote of the
day." I never timed it, but let's just say I can do it pretty darn fast.
I don't know if any of you have heard of Billy's latest venture, but he's
recently taken the drawstring out of a pair of shorts, and was looking for a
way to repair them easily. (Billy's definition of easily is quite different
than a normal homo sapien's.) So what he does is takes a sock that he doesn't
use as a sock anymore, and cuts it and sews it (using fishing wire) to his
shorts to act as elastic. It works, but there is a very obvious sock sewn to
his shorts, and it looks rather silly. But that's Billy for you. So next time
you ask yourself what that funky thing is around Billy's waist, you can answer
yourself too. That way, you can have a whole conversation with yourself. I take
no responsibility for anything you do to yourself after that.
In response to Billy's explanation of what exactly he was doing to his sock...
Quote Of the Day 10/3
"Wow, Billy. You're like the MacGyver of clothes."
-Andrew (Jolly Rancher dude)
If only he were the MacGyver of homework.
Looking at socks in a whole new light,
Bungle Nut.
Still Standing Right Here...
(I can type that pretty fast too.)
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