Well, since I've been gone so long, I've been a little busy. Just because I'm sure I'll forget later, here's what I've been up to since January 26th, the last time I sent out a quote of the day:
I woke up.
I went to my job.
I went to my other job.
I went home and slept.
(From now on, those four events should be implied.)
I quit my job (Bennigans).
I made a web page (
I didn't wreck my car.
I woke up.
I went to my job.
I started to go to my other job.
I fell asleep in my car (at a red light) on the way there.
I awoke to the sound of beeping and cars passing me on either side (and the car in front of me was now 100 feet in front of me).
I unquit my job (but I'm cutting my availability down to twice a week).
I found a new favorite porn site.
I SAW A BUG'S LIFE!!!
I didn't get a ticket recently.
I stopped stalking the women's volleyball team.
I started stalking the men's basketball team.
I almost got fired.
I went home and slept.
I may have skipped over some stuff, but that's about the gist of it. Some of you guys out there saw me in the past few weeks. Let me know if I forgot something important, like getting engaged or breaking a limb or something.
Well, everybody, I'll warn you ahead of time. This one is about basketball. Please get it, because I thought it was hilarious when it was said and then I told it to somebody who doesn't check the NBA's website everyday at work when they have nothing else to do, like me. Well, my not-so-well endowed associate, Jeff, is teaching a Basketball class this semester. That's the premise. Well, the day Stryker found this out...
Quote Of the Day 2/8/99
"So you're teaching a basketball class this year, eh? What are you gonna do? Go on strike for the first two thirds of your class?"
-Strike Force One
Yeah, then he's gonna trade everybody to another class.
Score one more for college hoops,
Spare Force 1/2.
Still Standing Right Here...(I'm back!)
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