It seems that Dustin is more concerned about our
sex lives (by the way, Dustin, how is the gerbil?) than with his sworn duties
as Quote of the Day Master, so I'll put up an offering for today. This is sort
of an abridged version of the usual mailing list, but hell, y'all'll appreciate
this....
I was sittin around talking with a few girls, and my girlfriend, Kris, who
happens to have very short hair. Their sorority has their formal tomorrow
night, so all of them are in that pre-party craze of getting their nails done
and getting haircuts and other girl stuff.
Monica: Kris, do you have a hair curler I can borrow?
Kris: (grabbing her hair) Why in the world would I have a hair curler?
Monica: I don't know, maybe you use it for something else.
At first Kris didn't get the joke, but then all the girls started staring at
me.
Mike
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