You Can Lead a Horse to Water, but...

I'm really sorry that quote of the day doesn't quite come very "daily" anymore. These 50 and 60 hour weeks are starting to kill me. Not that work is all that hard, but it's still there. And after the 3 hours that I spend downloading porn every night, I can barely find the energy to hurl myself onto the bed, let alone try to think of something witty that I have already written down. That's how sad my life has become. But at least now I have money to do stuff. I just have no stuff to do. Or at least no time to do it in. Help.
And here's another thing. I just realized that I don't know how to be 23. My idea of a fun night out is Ping Pong and Taboo. I'd ask a girl out, but I have no idea what to ask to do. "Hey baby. Wanna go play a little Scattergories, eh? We can make up our OWN categories, if ya know what I mean. *wink wink*" Well, all suggestions are welcome. And by the way, if anybody wants to play Taboo this weekend, let me know.

OK. Here's the moment you've all been waiting for. The winner of the whatever the hell I called it last week. Well, I got a few that I had considered, but the one that made me laugh the most was actually entered by Russ, ass hole that he is...


Quote Of the Day 10/9/98

"You can lead a horse to water but nothing good can come from having your scrotum removed."
-Toys-A-Russ


There were quite a few pretty good entries. I personally liked Greg Reagle's (don't worry, none of you know him) "you can lead a horse to water, and you can lead him away from water too" but it cheated a little bit. And it's a little dryer than my quote crowd is accustomed to. And one that I thought of is "you can lead a horse to water, but why?" But anything involving the ripping off of Russ' scrotum is gonna win 10 times out of 9. Well, I'll try to give you guys a better one for the next contest I have. In fact, here's some candy for you to chew on:

"Too many cooks..."

You guys have until I do next this Friday's quote, which won't be before Sunday night, I can almost guarantee. I hope this one is easier to work with. Have fun. I'm going to bed for a few hours now.


A perpetual sleep deprivation experiment,
Sleepy D and the Sandmen of Shock.