Ugly Mugging
I’ve realized something after taking my kickboxing class. If I was ever mugged by someone on the streets, I would not only lose a fight, but look absolutely ridiculous. I punch like a fucking girl. Especially while doing squats. I looked at myself in the mirror for a greater part of an hour and realized that I would be an embarrassment to anyone actually trying to take my wallet. And if I was ever involved in a fight that lasted 47 minutes, I would most definitely give up. Unless Get Down Tonight by K.C. and the Sunshine Band is playing. If that’s the case, I think I could kick anybody’s ass. As long as I’ve stretched for 15 minutes prior to the mugging.
Still Standing Right Here…
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