My Baby Takes the Morning Train

My Baby Takes the Morning Train

I take the Marc train back home every once in a while when I have shit to do in DC and don’t feel like figuring out where I’m allowed to park and how the hell to pay for it. I’ve now been told on 3 separate occasions while putting my feet up on the seats that by order of policy, A) I had to take my shoes off, B) I had to leave my shoes on, and C) I wasn’t allowed to put my feet on the seats at all. I’m starting to think they don’t really have a policy at all. Or if they do, it states “Tell the patrons to do whatever the fuck you want” or something to that effect. This is why people own cars and drive to work.