Wednesday, May 20, 1998

Nothing But Rim: World's Worst Basketball Team

I don't know how this is going to turn out, so I apologize for whatever the hell happens to this. And I also apologize for the last few weeks. It turns out graduating isn't as easy as I thought. I only need to get six credits this semester and there's a chance I won't make it. But hell, I got a pink tassel, so the tough part is over.
In case you all didn't know, I made a film this semester called "Nothing But Rim: The World's Worst Basketball Team." It's the first in a series called "Mockumentaries" which is going to be on Comedy Central right after South Park in the year 2000. That's the plan. The next one is going to be about this guy named Prozboy who, in his 19 years on this earth, has never showered. That one is actually a lot closer to the truth than the basketball one.

Anyway, I was trying to take equipment out and the cage (place where all the equipment is) told me that I wasn't allowed to without permission from my professor. So I ran around like a banshee through a boardwalk trying to find him. I finally found him ten minutes before the cage closed, and asked him to write me a pass for the cage. He did and everything was cool. Well, I started to load up a whole lot of stuff onto a cart and wheeled it out to the elevator. I pushed the button and nothing happened. I asked somebody and apparently the thing had been broken all day. I just stood there feeling so defeated staring at the cart and then the stairs several times over again. My professor walked by and asked if everything went well with me getting my stuff. I told him that I got the stuff out but now the elevator wasn't working.


Quote of the Day 5/20/98

"Well, I could write you a pass for that too."
-Mark Street


I laughed at first, but I'll be darned if it didn't work!



Love, pink tassels, and mockumentaries,
Dustin Spielberg.


Still Standing Right Here...


p.s.- Sorry for all that crap down there.


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