> Not to overstate the obvious, but...
>
> Leave the hat on.
>
> :)
>
> Steve Z
That's just stupid, Steve. Sure it sounds good in theory, but there are so many
things I do that require me to remove the alleged hat. First and foremost,
there is sleep. Some can pose the argument that I don't need to look good while
I sleep, but they always say that you have the best chance to meet Mrs. Right
when you aren't looking for her. And that's about the only time I'm not looking
for her. If this theory is true, I'm going to either have to make a conscious
effort to not look for her, or I'm going to wake up to her standing over my bed
one morning. And if this happens my hair looking the way it currently does, I'm
afraid that she'll leave and go into Tony's room. But he's probably still
looking for her even when he's asleep. That's just the way my crazy roommate
is. Secondly, there's... well, I guess there isn't too much else other than
sleep that should require the hat removal, but I think I've made my point quite
clear. Maybe I could just wear one of those bonnet things that tie on, that way
it will stay on while I toss and turn. I'm pretty sure I have one. Probably in
pink, too.
Well, we just won our championship soccer game today. It always feels good
beating ZBT at anything, especially 8-0. It might have been a different story
if the Skivvies were around, but I guess we'll never know. And we have the
shirts to prove it. Speaking of the Skivvies not being around, that reminds me
of a story about Ryan McMullin, a former Skivvie who, when intoxicated, almost
always decided everyone in whatever room he was in needed to see his dick. This
guy is quite the typical college drunk. Joe was telling me a story of the
soccer club team last year and a game they had. During warm-ups, Ryan was
running around the field with a bottle of vodka in his hand, drinking from it
every time he turned a corner. And Joe's tone of voice when telling the story
was not degrading or bad at all, but rather it was one of respect and
admiration. Tim interrupted Joe's little story...
Quote Of the Day 10/6/99
"Wow Joe. He can drink AND play soccer. He must be your hero."
-Tim
I think a lot of the humor there, as in all the e-mails I send out, is lost in
the delivery. Next time I see that happening, I'll give you directions on how
to read it and what tone of voice to listen to it in your head in and what not.
Goalie, coach, and part time frat buster,
Extendo.
Still Standing Right Here...
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