Quote Of the Day 12/12/1995

Sorry I haven't been faithful to the quote of the day this past week, but I've had mucho work to do, as do I this weekend. But the good news is that I'll be able to sleep sometime in the late next week. Maybe. I've had to cut down on certain things I can do, and though the quote of the day is a cute little escape for all of you everyday, it isn't as high priority on my list as say, Calculus. Sorry. Which reminds me. I already admitted academic defeat, but I've now committed academic suicide. For those of you who don't know, I missed a Calculus exam because I didn't know we had one. Oops. I spoke to the teacher, and he said since I had outstanding test and quiz grades, that I didn't have to take the exam. As a matter of fact, I don't even have to take the final. And he's already given me an A in Differential Equations next year. Well, maybe things didn't go that well, but I'm off the hook. But now to the matter at hand. I'm just sending out a whole bunch of things I heard in the last few days. You guys can pick your favorite. And now for the...

Quotes Of Random Days

"There are very few people as cool as me."
-My father (and he's right)

"Why is it that as students stay here longer, their GPA goes progressively down? This would lead one to believe that the more we teach them, the stupider they get."
-Roye Templeton (Philosophy teacher)

"When Lisa can drag her fat ass up three flights of stairs just to tell me to stop playing cards, then I'll tell her to go fuck herself because no one else will." (or something like that)
-Doug Howard (a sentiment shared by many of us, I'm sure)


Well, I've got to go attend to my cuts now. If anyone has some Neosporin, let me know. I set a new personal record for the amount of bloodshed and lost skin in a flag football game.


Soaking in a tub of ice,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 12/5/1995

I cleverly avoided having to go to Orgo Lab today. It was a pretty ingenious plan, actually. You see, last week was our last lab. Anyway, on to the task at hand.....While cleverly avoiding lab, I came back to the dorm, and who was waiting for me when I reached 3rd South? Why it was everybody's favorite Kadybug!!!! Here's her brilliant observation:

Kady's quote: 12-5


" It got too limp, so I pulled it out."
-Eggybug

Well, there you have it, classical Kadybug humor.....Have fun, guys and good luck with your exams.


With the love of ages,
Dsentarius


P.S. No, Dustin, I'm not trying to step on your toes....by the way, that last one (12-4) was really good.
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Quote Of the Day 12/4/1995

It's a special day in the quote of the day circuit. If anyone else out there is counting, this is the 100th QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!!! I'm not going to throw a party or celebrate or anything, but something needed to be said. O.K. If anyone is interested, the Fine Fellas are playing ZBT in football at 3:30 today at the library field. Our goal is to get 7 people and to score once. And that should be pretty difficult. But it'll be a fun game. And if you're around on Thursday at 3:30, the Good Guys coed team plays ZBT. This one will be a very close game. Both our records are 2-1-1 and the tie is against each other. It could go either way and your support would be appreciated. But now for the quote. This one happened while Greg and I were riding in his car. An ad for Sprint or AT&T or some company for the future came on and there was actually a line in the ad that said...

Quote Of the Day 12/4

"Just look at the palm of your hand and imagine the possibilities."
-Some dude.



Thank God lent is over,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 12/1/1995

On Thu, 30 Nov 1995, "Kadybug" Springle wrote:

>
> I swear... he just said, "I could use it, I'm kinda dry".
> Just though I'd share with all of you the common experience of Dustin
> sticking his foot in his mouth (not that I have room to talk)
> Katey

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I warned Kate that it wouldn't be funny. That she'd have to say "you had to be there." But did she listen? NnnnoooOOOooo! Anyway, it's December finally. Which in Maryland, apparently means that temperatures will rise into the upper 60s with a beautiful breeze reminding everyone of early Spring. It also means that Christmas is soon approaching and with the coming of Christmas, also comes the stress of finals. Everybody is too busy worrying about their future to be able to get into the Christmas spirit. It is quite an unfortunate principal of college. They should really try to schedule around such holidays. But I refuse to let it bog me down. I will be in the Christmas spirit because I have admitted defeat. The future holds no fame and fortune for me and academics have never been my thing. So I'll be riding around on my invisible sled playing pink-hatted Santa Claus to everyone. Another unfortunate principal is that all college students are broke. So you will all be getting machey in your stocking from me. Hug somebody for Christmas. They're cheap and very seldomly (though it does happen) refused. But stop at the hug or you may be getting a pretty little summons under your tree. All right, I've wasted enough of your precious E-mail time and my delirious awakeness is wearing off, so here's that red-headed twin (the other one) with the quote of the day...

Quote Of the Day 12/1

"If you don't wash them, they'll stick together."
-Michelle (my bell), what you gonna do?
(Sorry, I lost myself)


Riding my pink-hatted reindeer,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 11/30/1995

You know, I was just recently noticing one luxury we had in high school that we don't have in college. Clocks. I had a clock in every damn room in my high school, including the bathrooms, and i can't find a single damn one of them here at college. At least in the academic buildings. If you are up late editing your final project and don't have a watch on (which I don't imagine too many of you are), you're screwed! I didn't know what time it was until I walked out of the building finally and the sun was coming out. Just thought I'd point that out to you guys and give you something to think about for the next 15 seconds. And now for...


Quote Of the Day 11/30

"Is it just me, or does the air taste funny?"
-Chris Ausburger


I was there, and I don't know what the hell he was talking about.


Performing colonoscopic surgery on my friends,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 11/29/1995

So it snowed. But it didn't last all that long. If you tried to go sledding, the snow had probably melted by the time you got down to the bottom of the hill. Still, nothing like the "Ice Storm of '94." Now that was good sledding weather and for some of us (Rachel), dangerous sledding weather. But what's fun without a few minor injuries? Now what was I doing... OH YEAH!!! THE QUOTE!!! Almost forgot. This is another one of those up all night, not really thinking, taken out of context, sleeping with the in-laws quotes. Or something...


Quote Of the Day 11/29

"Now I can fuck Dave in just about every color."
-Scott "the non-factor" Rappaport


Miles to go before I sleep,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 11/28/1995

You know, Maryland weather baffles me. For those of you who don't live around here, it hasn't gone above 50 for the past month (about). The past few days, it's been 65 and sunny. It felt like Spring. Until around 4:00 today when the temperature dropped 15 degrees in an hour and winds from hell picked up, only to have the temperature rise back up again tonight and start raining. So how the hell am I supposed to dress? I guess I'll wear my warm pair of shorts for a while. Well, I'll spare you guys my latest injury, since some people here (Kate) don't care at all for my well-being and would just much rather have me skip right to the quote. So here it is, all the way from PA...


Quote Of the Day 11/28

"It doesn't matter how much I suck, just as long as it's me who's sucking."
-Janelle (via Greg)


Watching the dead decompose,
Dustin (Floyd of the Fiandacas).


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 11/27/1995

Well, I hope everybody had a pleasant Thanksgiving. Mine was if nothing else, interesting. The power went out in our uncle's house, so we had to put all of our food in different neighbor's houses to cook. It was like a bad episode of Perfect Strangers, only funny. Also, for those of you who didn't know, this is a message to inform you all that there is now a doctor among us. That's right. Sedge, Colossus, The Big Man is now into Maryland Medical School and we're all so proud of him. In fact, I'm so proud, I made him the subject of the quote of the day, which occurred when John, him, and I were studying(?) for the Roman World one day...


Quote Of the Day 11/27

"Sure, Matt. You can grip things for us."
-Tonto Sleepyhead


Eating leftover turkey milkshakes,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Week 11/24/1995

Hi everyone. Sorry I'm being so cheap here, but I haven't had time, and we aren't going to be here that long this week, so we only get one quote this week. And it's not even all that good. But before the quote, I just wanted to wish you all to have a Happy Turkey Day. And remember, don't eat your cranberry sauce before your turkey, and DO NOT eat too much stuffing or you'll be too full for the good stuff (I make the same mistake every year except with mashed potatoes). The pilgrim police will be around just to make sure you're not violating any of the Turkey Eating
Rules, so be extra careful!!!
If you saw me in the lounge yesterday, you saw me "working" on my video project. For those of you who are oblivious, I tried doing this design with chopped up nuts on the table. It probably won't work, but if nothing else, it gave us the...


Quote Of the Week

"I had no intention of touching your nuts."
-Ray (the big black cheerleader guy)


Doing the noble thing,
Dustin.


FIANDACA!!!!
(Still Standing Right Here...)

Quote Of the Day 11/17/1995

REDEMPTION!!! Well, we won our third coed football game, which makes us 1-1-1. And I think we're automatically in the playoffs. At any rate, the humorous antics came after the game. Greg was fooling around with Danielle and a friend, when her friend asked...


Quote Of the Day 11/17

Friend: "If you were a candy bar, what would you be?'
Greg: "A snickers bar."
Friend: "Why, because you're nuts are so satisfyingly delicious?"


HEY!!! If anybody on this list would like to go see Wayward Sun tomorrow night, write me back sometime or come and find me. And if anybody could give me a ride too, I'd appreciate it. ;) And if anybody tried to send me mail yesterday, sorry. My account is apparently too full so I had to delete a few useless files. I started with yours, Laura. I hope you don't mind. ;)

Sore and battered and wanting more,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 11/16/1995

Well, everybody just missed a really exciting show from the Pimp-Daddies. But more importantly, you guys missed Everyday At Six. They were like the young Boss-Tones but different. My body's sore, my foot is numb, and I think I hurt my knee, but it was for the cause of
music.

At any rate, this quote came the day John and Mikey came to my apartment to shoot his video project. That, by the way, doubled the number of guests I have had in my apartment. Anyway, we were talking about the relevance of John's scene to his project, and in a voice only John can do, he said...


Quote Of the Day 11/16

"It doesn't have to make sense. It's for an art class!"
-Tonto Sleepyhead


Well, John and I can appreciate it.


Spitting into the wind,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 11/15/1995

Well, for those of you concerned and aware, I didn't dislocate my shoulder. I pulled or stretched a tendon in it or something. It's either better or worse, depending on who I talked to, but most of the people who told me it was better than a dislocation were my friends and I have reason to believe they were just trying to make me feel better. Thanks anyway.

Well this quote is just more of that lunchroom humor we're so commonly accustomed to. It's just one of those boring sexual references again that requires no introduction. So without further introduction...


Quote Of the Day 11/15

Misti: "Do you think I can fit the whole thing in my mouth?"
Greg: "I've actually never had a girl ask me that question before."


Wiping with my left hand,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 11/14/1995

It's amazing how a perfect pass and an acrobatic catch can just totally take the life out of a defender. Well, we lost in a pretty pathetic game. But we had fun. And the game contained one of the most awkward punt returns of intramural history. Everyone is encouraged to come out to watch our game Friday at 1:00. It should be fun if nothing else. Well, maybe a little cold too.

And I didn't think I could do any better than my last Calculus test where I got 129/130, but how about 160/160? Well, it's about time, eh? Now I've got to invent a video project somehow. Ideas are welcome.

But enough, it's quote time. This one came after we watched Greg's Gordon Elliot appearance in Kate's room. This is exactly what we heard on QVC between when we stopped the VCR and when we turned off the TV...


Quote Of the Day 11/14

"It's more expensive to set them vertically than it is to set them horizontally."


Use your imaginations, guys.


Enjoying the Maryland weather,
Wet Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 11/13/1995

Afternoon, everyone. So, how about that party, eh? Well, you can't say it wasn't exciting. Hell of a first impression, wasn't it Leigh? Anyway, let's just remember in the future not to have a party around  November 12. For those of you who don't know, a year ago this November 12 was Swet's party. A few originals tried to remember back to two years ago, but we don't think anything quite exciting as this year or last year happened. It was kind of a dull year as far as drinking incidents go. But let's not dwell on it. Besides, the Good Guys team has a co-ed football game today at 3:00 and everyone's support is welcomed. We are playing an undefeated team. Actually, they haven't even played a game yet, and out of 5, there's only 1 team in the league that isn't undefeated, but nevertheless, they are still undefeated. So bring your jacket, your earmuffs, and a small portable heater if you've got one and root us on (please?).

No intro needed...


Quote Of the Day 11/13

"One day when you have a few weeks, I'll tell you."
-Mikey


Dreaming about making mud pies with my toes,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 11/11/1995

First of all, Dave, that was hilarious! I never laughed so hard at a message before. You're right, I do have an unfair advantage being the guy who writes the quote of the day. I can censor out the stupid things that I say and instead just embarrass you guys. Well, I guess SuperDave, or whatever his user name is today, is just trying to see that I'm just as vulnerable as the rest of the gang. Darn! Foiled again!!! Well, our co-ed football team played ZBT the other day. At the end of a very uneventful game, we went away tied 0-0. But on a more humorous note, we had a mens football game today. We played the same team that knocked us out of the playoffs in volleyball, so I had some revenge to hand out. Our 40-6 loss hardly avenged me. But we had fun. And that's what really counts. Or at least that's what I'll try and convince myself.

This quote was one of the funniest I've heard in a long while. This quote also occurred during Dave, Bijou, and my Thursday night club 'till breakfast Magic game. I refuse to give any more context because it's much more funny without it. Here you guys go...


Quote Of the Day 11/11

"All the time I had my penis, I did not know I could do that."
-Bijou


I swear we were just playing Magic.


Spitting Ju-ju bees at the movie screen,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 11/10/1995

Of all the famous quotes from numerous people that Dustin's been using for the Quotes Of The Day, I don't recall any of them being his own quotes. Anyway, last night as we were playing Magic (Oh no!) Dustin has his Wall of Wonder out and forgets to attack me. And so here is my contribution to the...


Quote Of the Day 11/10



"Oh shit, I forgot to whack all over you."
-Nitsud (he who is known for his shorts)



Carefully avoiding the pink knight,

SuperDave




Still Standing Over THERE....

Quote Of the Day 11/9/1995

Well, soccer season ended and football season began today, as one could probably tell just by looking at the lack of skin on my legs now. Our soccer team had a great showing today with a few unfortunate goals scored against us. It was a hard fought battle which our score of 3-1 doesn't quite show. But it's hard to defend a shot that goes through a defender's legs and into the far corner of a goal. I think luck was just with them today. But now we've got new nifty mugs to drink out of. And the football game against ZBT was a pretty uneventful 0-0 tie. Good job. I think.

Well, I'm stretching a little for the quote of the day today because I can't remember many good lines recently, so this one came in a conversation I was having over the computer, and if you go to Chris' party Saturday, you just might meet her (not beat her, Yelnick). So here she is, in her debut appearance on...


Quote Of the Day 11/9

"See!! Look at what you've rubbed off on me!"
-Leigh "Crutch"


Sleeping in the car,
Dustin.


P.S.- Somebody wake me up when we get there



Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 11/8/1995

Well, I've had two entries for quote of the day yesterday, so I'll start with today. And maybe it's just because I haven't hung around you for a while and I'm out of practice Yelnick, but I didn't get you damn joke at all! I guess maybe you have to be into the world politically or something. And for those of you who got Dave's last message about Jazzmina, everything followed up until the point where Dave signed off and said "I gotta go study." So, Dave, I'm just wondering if the whole message was just a joke or if it was just that part.

Well, this quote of the day comes from everybody's least favorite scribe (just kidding, Scott). It was a conversation on the way to lunch one day about dating when Barney tried to give Scott a little compensation by saying something like there are plenty of fish in the sea...


Quote Of the Day 11/8

"Yeah, but I'm still looking for my rod."
-Scott (the stud)


Picking raisins from my teeth,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 11/3/1995

Well, guys. It's the end of Laura week here, so I dug up one from her distant past. Most couples, when dating, say sweet things to each other when they are alone. Such as "Your eyes sparkle with the  light of a thousand stars," or "Being with you is better than running a Boston," and other stuff like that. You get the point. Well, this is Laura's attempt to be sweet:

Quote Of the Day Last Friday

"You're a very chewable person, but if you were dead, I don't think I'd eat you."
-Bertha (inside joke)


Just remembering it brings tears to my eyes.


Taking it all in stride,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 11/2/1995

Hi. It's been a while, hasn't it. Well, for those of you who don't know, our championship soccer game has been postponed until tomorrow at 1:00. Also, for those of you who don't know, it's supposed to rain until then. And for the totally oblivious, we made it to the finals!!!! It was a grueling and wet fight that came down to penalty kicks, and we came out ahead. Thankfully all their shooters shot their  shots wide. Of course, I like to think that I scared the ball away from the goal. But that's just mostly to make myself feel better. Anyway, great job to all who played. We truly looked spectacular in every  aspect. And had Greg not scored that goal on us, we'd have had a perfect game. But enough about our soccer game, let's do that funky quote of the day thing we do so oh funky well...

Quote Of the Day Last Thursday

Kate (to Billy): "Don't put your hand in there!! Laura's got a knife."


Take my word for it Billy, she will use it. (Just kidding) ;)


Swinging blindly at the curve balls,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 11/1/1995

First of all, there will be no taking of my job, GOT THAT!!! Sorry I haven't been loyal to the quote of the day, but I actually went 5 days without checking my E-mail. But now I'm back, and first thing I've gotta do is finish up Laura week (And you thought I'd forgotten about it, didn't you honey? (-: ). But first, in case anyone was looking for me last night, I'll tell you why you couldn't find me: I WAS AT A GREEN DAY CONCERT!!!!!! That's right. Just me, Billy Jo, and a whole bunch of people smoking pot and bursting into spontaneous mosh pits right where I happened to be. I actually (with the help of Leonard) crowd surfed! It was kind of cool. But you want to hear Laura and her quote of the day I'm sure. So here it is:

Last Friday, a few people were walking to our soccer game, and it didn't look as if we were going to have enough girls to play. So Kate suggested that Dave dress up as a girl...


Quote Of the Day Last Wednesday

Kate: "Oh, wait a minute. Dave doesn't have boobs."
Billy: "So, neither does Laura."


Caught in the spontaneous mosh pit of life,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/31/1995

It's that time of the year again. The time where everybody starts replying with little stupid one-line pointless remarks and other people get really annoyed because their mailbox is filled up with these dumb little messages and if one goes away for the weekend, he will come back to find 54 messages that he doesn't want to have to page through. And so they ask to be taken off the mailing list of certain people, but the problem is that these people don't have a mailing list. They reply to mine. So the only way to conceivably avoid getting all these messages would be to be taken off my mailing list. I understand that the quote of the day, be it cute and everything, may not be worth all of the hassle of getting up to 54 messages in 4 days. So reply to me personally, and I can take you off the quote of the day list. Or I could make my own separate list of people who don't want to get annoyed. But I'm warning you all right now. If you cancel your free subscription to "Quote Of the Day" Magazine, you'll miss daily vintage Laura such as this...

Quote Of the Day 10/31

"This feels so cool!!! Billy!! Come here and put your hands in this!"
-Head of the Polygamy Club


I know I'm going to get shit for that little addition of mine. Sorry Laura, you know how I really feel. ;) And let me know what you want to do about the list thing.


A tumor in the brain of justice,
The Riddler.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/30/1995

Hey guys!!! I'm back, whether you like it or not. And this week, I'm going with a theme. IT'S LAURA WEEK!!!! Aren't you all excited? That means that Laura has said enough stupid things in the past week that I can make fun of her for the next five days straight! Is anyone really surprised? O.K. I hope you all enjoyed the "best of" week. Or at least tolerated it.

In other news, our basketball team had our last game on Sunday. And boy, did we do well!!!! After 4 consecutive 14-6 losses, we came back in our last game to lose 14-11!! We were so excited. Congratulations, guys. We did it. Sort of. And on the same note, our guys team plays in the first round of the playoffs tomorrow. Maybe we'll score our first goal or something. And our co-ed team plays Wednesday at 1:00. We may actually win this one(?!?!?!?) But enough about me. You all really just want to hear Laura make an ass out of herself, right? So here it is...

Quote Of the Day 10/30

"I just wanted to see how far Billy would go and keep eating."
-Everybody's favorite angel.



The only guy not trying to pick up SuperDave,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/22/1995

Hello again guys. Sorry I haven't kept up with the quote of the day, but I haven't been on E-mail all that recently. And I've decided to take a sort of sabbatical. I probably won't have all that much time and thought to merit a good quote of the day, so I'm taking a week or so off after this one. But don't worry, loyal fans. Rather than completely deprive you of the quote which a few of you look forward to (and some of you just methodically delete), I'm going to, for the remainder of my sabbatical, run a "best of" series, where I'll just dust off some old quotes of the day. So those of you who have seen them before can relive them, and those of you who haven't will laugh like it just happened. I hope you enjoy them and I should be back soon. And if anyone has copies of the first few quotes of the day, I'd like them. I only have the ones starting from "quote of the day 3/7" last year. Thanks a bunch.

Well, I was originally going to start the reruns today, but Sedge just walked in here talking about bowling on Sunday, and he said something that just had "QUOTE OF THE DAY" written all over it. So here's the big man we hardly see anymore with his second...

Quote Of the Day 10/22


"Him and Doug are like professionals. They have their own balls. I had like this pink thing with five holes in it."
-The Sedge (Colossus)


I know you're still laughing,
Screaming Cricket.


I know many people
Have stood where I stand
I've been searching for years now
For just one honest man
People tell me I can trust them
And then they'll play their little games
And then I tell then I'll be faithful
And sometimes I act the same.

But I've tried and I've tried,
And I've lied and I've lied,
Still Standing Right Here...

-Lyrics by Dustin Fisher

Quote Of the Day 10/19/1995

And here's the quote of the day for today (Gee, it's like no time has passed at all). Greg and I went shopping today and I feel bad because he says so many clever things, but none of them really merit quote of the day status. But this one I thought was especially funny. We're looking in one of those outdoor hiking stores for a jacket for him, and we pass this heavy winter flannel-wannabe coat with such an ugly pattern. Greg points to it and turns to me and says...

Quote Of the Day 10/19

"Look, Dustin. Somebody shot a couch."
-Gertrude


Well, I thought it was funny.


Still Standing Right Here,
Dustin.


Wait, I did that backwards...

Quote Of the Day 10/18/1995

Well, I told everyone I would stop slacking and I haven't been true to my word. I guess I'll always be a procrastinator. Anyway, I've no real news to tell anyone, except that this is the literally the first time in the last 3 1/2 weeks that I've had two consecutive days off from intramurals. My body thanks me as it writhes in pain. And I went to see Batman Forever last night. It was still really cool. The plot sucked, but the special effects were great and Nicole Kidman was in it. Case closed. I did not, however, go in full Riddler costume. When I went to put it on, I noticed that I was missing my cane, gloves, and most importantly, my mask. So I just went as regular old me. No one seemed to mind too much. Well, here IS the...

Quote Of the Day 10/18

"It's the car, right. Chicks dig the car."
-Val Kilmer as Batman


For the full effect for those of you who were there, picture me typing the words and then have them appear on the screen two to three seconds later.


The Royal Palace's favorite court jester,
The Riddler.
Nitsud.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/17/1995

Come on, Jay. You know you made the quote of the day before, at least twice. Remember "They're long, but they're skinny?" or "You're going to have to do a lot more than that to make me stiffer and sorer than I already am."??? But I'm sure it was a sight, and I wish I'd have been there. We're all proud of you.

Now onto more important things. Like my Calculus test. I just got back my grade, and keep in mind, that my first test the last two times I took Calculus, I got a 71 and a 69 percent. Not this time. I just got it back and I got a 129/130!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HIGHEST GRADE IN THE WHOLE DAMN CLASS!!!!!!!! I don't know what percent that exactly is, but I know it's more than 99!! So don't even remind me of the 97 you got in Diffy Q, Foster. Study some more and get back to me. So I'm finally doing it right. It's gotta be the shoes.

I found out something quite interesting the other day that I thought you'd all appreciate. Does anybody know what the word "FUCK" means or where it originated? If you ever sat down to think about it, I doubted you could find anything. I always thought it was just a made up word. But now I know what it means thanks to what Greg (the guy you hardly know), who found out from Janelle (the girl I don't even know). "FUCK" originally stood for "Fornication Under the Consent of the King." There's a bit of trivia you can all bring home to your parents.

Well this quote of the day was a conversation I had over the summer, which I probably told all of you, but it's been a rather slow past few days. I hope you all enjoy it again, because it was REALLY funny when it happened. It takes place in Bennigans when me and two of my other friends walked in to find that two of our other friends were already there drinking something...

Quote Of the Day 10/17

Me: "What is that you're drinking."
Sharon: "It's a strawberry thingy."
Me: "Well, where is it in the menu? Can I find it under 'Strawberry thingy?'"
Waitress (who had just walked up): "No, here it is (points)."
I didn't think it looked too appealing.
Waitress: "So, can I get you your thingy?"
Me: "No, you can hold my thingy."

Everyone for at least three tables around us burst out laughing. The waitress blushed and went away to regain her composure or something.


The reason most women lock their doors at night,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/16/1995

Well, guys, I'm sure you already read this one (at least most of you) and I like it. I'm going to make that the quote of the day for today because I like it so much, and I'm kinda lazy. Another good RENFEST quote came from Johnny Fox, the sword swallower: "Oh, for those of you waiting for the balloon to came back up,... manyana." If you were there, you're laughing hard right about now, even though I'm just about positive I spelled "manyana" wrong. But here are Jay and the Balladeers with the...

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Quote Of the Day 10/16


Hey all!

This is very uncharacteristic of me I know, but I had a quote I just had to share. Many of you went to RENFEST either Sat. or Sun. There is a singing trio there called the Bawdy Balladeers. Jay, Cheryle, James, Jay and I went to see their show Sunday and Jay and I were in the front row. In the song "The Scotsman", one of the Balladeers decided to pick on Jay. The song is about a drunk Scotsman who makes the mistake of passing out on the side of a street and three women pass by. After admiring what God has given him under his kilt, they leave a blue ribbon tied up in a bow around his male member. Well, at the verse where they sing about that, they go into the audience and tie a bow around some man's finger (in this case Jay) and ask him to hold up his arm. Hence when they asked the following question, they got a very interesting answer:

"The question is, sir, how long can you keep it up?"
Jay replied, "How long do you want me to keep it up?"

One of the Balladeers dropped her tambourine and said, "I've been waiting my whole life for a man to ask me that question!"

I really enjoyed that and laughed for a full 5 minutes. I really wished that I had a video camera so I could've played it back for you all. I hope the written version is as funny as it was live!!

Shannonie

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Sitting on anthills with honey on my butt,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/15/1995

Hi. I'm back already. Did you miss me? I just thought I'd get a head start on today's so I don't have to run to the computer lab late at night again. Besides, this one's too good to wait. But first, bullshit. Now that volleyball season is over, I've got two new sports: soccer and basketball. Our soccer team looks to have promise. Our basketball team............... well let's just say our name is "The Sacrificial Lamb." But we'll have fun!!! Our first game is in the fieldhouse at 1:00 today (Sunday). By the time you read this, we'll have since played and lost. I'll get back to you tomorrow on just how bad it was. The Web also has a soccer game at 2:00 on Monday. If the fields don't dry off, it should be FUN!!!

Anyway, this one was irresistible and funny the moment I repeated it out of context. So here he is complete with foot in mouth...


Quote Of the Day 10/15

"One day I'll figure out how to get on your bed... Move your nuts."
-Scott (the Non-Factor) to Foster


Eating burritos and lighting my farts on fire,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...


P.S.- I don't know where that came from.
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Quote Of the Day 10/14/1995

Well, RENFEST, despite the rain, as a blast!!!! I had a lot of fun and to top things off, we got to ride home through a tornado! It was really cool. Usually rain comes down in drops one at a time. Well, this time, it just all came down as one vertical sheet. It's actually very interesting. You should see it sometime. We had to pull over to the side it was raining so hard. Funny thing is, we weren't nearly alone. There were cars lined all up and down the shoulder. It may have looked o the untrained observer like a tornado tailgate party.

Oh, yeah. The quote. Almost forgot. I had to take one from RENFEST, and there were so many good ones today. Ones about getting it up with one hand and Chris getting two woodys by the same girl in one day. But I thought I'd use a quote from my favorite performers of the day, Puke and Snot. If you go this year, or next year, or ever, I urge you to see these guys. They're good comedy. And so here you go,

Quote Of the Day 10/14

"Weep not for me, young lady. For it is better to have loved and lost than to sit naked on an anthill with honey on your butt."
-Puke and Snot


The brave (and not so dexterous) pink knight,
Sir Dustin.


Still Standeth Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/13/1995

Alright, I have to pretend a day has passed.

That should suffice. Well, you all missed a good Pimp-Daddies show. They did my song again (It's a pimp daddy day...a pimp daddy day...) and I was jumpin and screamin and stuff. It was cool as usual. I urge you guys to go see them, and I've already got three people who said they'd go see them if I convinced John to go. So now I've got to find a way to blackmail him or something.

This one I was there for. We were in the car on our way to Dundalk (beautiful little village), and Chris was trying to explain what his family was like...


Quote Of the Day 10/13

"My grandmother takes care of old people for money."
-Foster (Dissentarius)


Head of the Pimp Daddies fan club,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/12/1995

Alright guys, I'm going to stop slacking and from now on the quotes of the day will come to you on the day that they are labeled. Anyway, the Screaming Crickets, after defeating the Jumping Grasshoppers, braving it through "Sharq" infested waters, and even holding their own against the evil Zeebeetees, were stomped into a squished exoskeleton with guts squirting out by Slam Doggy Dog III. It wasn't all that close, but it was lots of fun with the exception of a split lip here and there (sorry Greg). And hey, we finished second out of 12 teams to start with, which is quite an accomplishment for a bunch of irate insects. And now we've got something else to drink out of. You can get shirts anywhere. Well, both the Crickets and Extendo should be out there again next year standing up to new challenges, but now...SOCCER!!! And I've got a little basketball team which has their first game Sunday. Don't be surprised if my body just falls apart before the term is over.

Well, this is another one I wasn't there for, but it's REALLY good. So here you go, gang...


Quote Of the Day 10/12

"You have to do her gently like you did me at first."
-Michelle (to Mikey (about Cheryle))?!?!?


No context needed.


Same bat time, same bat channel,
The Riddler.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/11/1995

OH MY GOSH!!!!! I'm sorry guys (especially Pat). I logged in to write the quote of the day for today and realized I hadn't done one from yesterday. Oops. Well, here's a quick summation on what happened yesterday. It was a huge emotional roller coaster ride. Extendo took the court against Omega Alpha. We took the first game in a best of three series. We dropped the second game. The third game was rally scoring (which I hate) and we were up the whole game. The score was 14-10 and all we needed was a point. Well, we got a bad call and then couldn't win a damn point and wound up losing 17-15. I was so unapproachable. Every molecule in my body felt like shit. I wanted to disappear and never do anything competitive again. I know it's only intramural volleyball, but maybe it's the way we lost. But I pulled together and we had fun during our coed game. And we overcame a 10-3 deficit and a mean jump serve to win the game and advance to the finals. That brought my spirits up a bit. It also helps that ZBT lost both games yesterday. So they won't even be getting a second place mug. HA HA HA!!!
I know none of you read the introduction anyway, but I like to vent. Yesterday was lobster day at the dining hall, and I wish I'd have been there for this quote but, here it is, the part you've been skimming over to find...


Quote Of the Day 10/11

"It's too slippery. I can't hold it."
-Shannonie (the Duchess)



Building a mountain out of Ju-Ju Bees,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/10/1995

O.K. guys, you got me. For those of you who don't know, I broke the cardinal rule of joke-telling, the one thing I preach over and over to all my pupils in yesterday's message. I was tempted to send out a disclaimer with it but I knew some people would catch me. The rule is "If at the end of a joke, you have to say 'Well, I guess you had to be there,' then you shouldn't have told the joke in the first place." Mike and Leigh were more than happy to point that out, and Mike, I was just trying to keep you on your toes. And yes, those are the 4 C's of humor. Write it down on your calendar guys. Yesterday was the first day in I don't know how long I was asleep before midnight. Yep, I slept through the turning of the day for definitely the first time this year. Don't worry. I won't make it a habit.

And we've got our SEMI-FINAL VOLLEYBALL GAME TOMORROW!!!!! Both my men's team and coed team play our semi-final game tomorrow. If we win, we'll probably play sometime Friday for the championship. If we lose, don't expect a happy Dustin to send you a nice quote of the day tomorrow. So if you are interested, our men's team plays at 1:00 in the Fieldhouse and our coed team plays at 3:00. Both should be good games, and again, we could use your support, even if it's just a warm vibe you send to me at around 1:10. Thanks.

Now for the actual quote. This one again came over a game of cards on a late Third South night. She says she wants to remain nice and innocent, but here she is for a second time with the...


Quote Of the Day 10/10

"Well, that's the way they bend when I... nevermind. You try doing it with one hand."
-Misti (Bubbles, Schnookeylumps)



Catch you later E-mail dudes,
Bill & Ted.
I mean Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/9/1995

Hello again!! It's like I never left, isn't it? Anyway, WHAT A GAME, EH??? For those of you who haven't heard, our coed team (The Screaming Crickets) had the first round of our playoffs today. We were to play "Who Cares" who ended up the season at 3 and 7, where we were 9 and 1. So it shouldn't have been this close. In a nutshell, they won the first game 15-13. We came back pissed off and took the second game 15-0. The third game was rally scoring and we were down 9-4 at one point. We made a dramatic comeback to finally win 16-14 and thus advance to the second round of the playoffs. We are playing that game at 3:00 in the Fieldhouse Wednesday if any of you want to show. Our mens team plays our second round playoff game (we had a first round bye) at 1:00 on the same day in the same place. They should both be exciting games and we could use anyone and everyone's support. Also, if you find out we lost either game, especially both, don't expect a good quote of the day on 10/11.

Alright, he was just put on this list and already he's made the quote of the day. We were at dinner today and we were talking about how I can be found in so many places at close to the same time. It's not all that funny, so I apologize, but I'm tired and don't care.


Quote Of the Day 10/9

"I'm convinced that there are more than one of you."
Jacy (Figaro) Something


I guess you had to be there,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/8/1995

Well guys, you'll be happy to know that my injury is going away little by little. Sorry I'm this late, but I had 2 mid-terms today and one big one in Calculus III tomorrow. And after that I've got to do some editing project. I'm sure I already mentioned this, but hey, I need to vent. I absolutely NEED to do well in this Calculus exam. This is my third damn time taking this course, I better know this like the back of my hand. And believe me, I know the back of my hand pretty darn well. (Oops, was that out loud?)

At any rate, this list of people just keeps getting longer and longer, so I hope I'm keeping up my job of entertaining all of you. Well, here you all go with this next...


Quote Of the Day 10/8

"Generally, if nothing's going on, that means Billy's thinking."
-Kadybug Springle


If there's one thing we all know about Billy, I think that's it, too.


He liked Calculus III so much he took it a third time,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/7/1995

Hi guys. It's been a while, hasn't it? Well, not much has happened in the past 5 or so hours, but one thing that did happen was rather painful. Everyone who was there or heard is probably laughing their heads off remembering the incident. And for those of you who heard a loud, REALLY LOUD scream last night and didn't know what it was, this was it:

We're playing hallway baseball and I come in as a relief pitcher after Mark just about walks the bases loaded. I strike out the first batter on 3 straight pitches. I get the next guy (Chris) to an 0 and 2 count. On the very next pitch, he swings his table leg (or whatever it was) and nailed the tennis ball harder than I'd ever seen a tennis ball go. And it came straight back at me. It bounced once, but the ball was too damn fast for me to be able to react. So not thinking I'd ever need an athletic supporter to play hallway baseball, I hit the ground crying and sucking my thumb in the fetal position, and apparently turned a shade of gray. People in the basement were awoken by the scream. The RA on duty got 5 verbal complaints. My mom called me up to ask if I was O.K. And in my pain, other people took pleasure. And to this, the peanut gallery exclaimed:

Quote Of the Day 10/7

"Two balls, one strike."
-Chris, Scott, and assorted other jokesters.



I'm sure I'm going to hear about this for the next couple of days, and I'll probably be feeling it for at least another week or so. Ironic how I played an entire game of softball today without an injury, and I get creamed the first hit of hallway baseball.


No longer still standing right here,
Dustin.

Quote Of the Day 10/6/1995

Hello again!!!! I'm riding on the top of the world right now. If it wasn't enough to have my mens and co-ed team (Extendo & The Screaming Crickets) go into the playoffs ranked number 1 in their respective divisions, our Good Guys team upset the undefeated Frozen Ropes in our softball tournament today to win us the championship and my first free T-shirt of the year!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for cheering us on Shannon, and for all youse that weren't there to see our impressive victory, thbthbthbthbthbthbthbthb!!!!!!!!!!! Your loss. So I'm feeling really giddy right about now. I've got no real desire to study for my 3 tests for this Monday and Tuesday, so I'm here at the computer lab spreading my joy to the rest of the E-mail users.

This quote will be especially appreciated by the people on this list that participated in that marathon Pictionary game last night. And if you weren't at dinner to here Ben's latest idea for party amusement, here it is... Sculptionary. He's going to get a whole bunch of Playdoh together and we're going to make up simple things and put them on cards. Like ball, cube, and penis. Don't quote me on this, but it should prove to be another failure. Anyway, here it is, from last night...


Quote Of the Day 10/6


Kate (as she pulls the next card): "MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!"
Matt: "Geez, I hope that's not the next one. I'll never be able to draw it."



I hate to think what the hell "Sculptionary" would inspire one to say.


Standing On Top Of the World,
Dustin.


or was it "Old Smokey?"

Quote Of the Day 10/5/1995

Hi guys!! Well I don't imagine anyone's seen this hard a rainfall since Noah. IT'S POURING OUTSIDE!!! I doubted we're going to have our softball game this Saturday now, but we'll see. And our mens volleyball team will finish either first or second, depending on how we do against SAE, and if ZBT beats Omega Alpha. I'll let you guys know. Anyway, I'm really tired and I haven't much better for the quote of the day than this, so here you go...

Quote Of the Day 10/5

Barnes: "Don't worry Benny. We're coming soon."
Benny: "Wow. Sounds like a fun game."


The third gunman,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/4/1995

Well, most of you got the dental quote of the month, and I'll mail it to those of you who didn't because it's really worth reading. Thanks mom. It would definitely make quote of the day, but everybody's seen it already.

Our intramural season is coming to a close and our co-ed team is already finished. Our mens team is 7 and 1 right now somewhere in the top 3 in the division, and our co-ed team's final record is 9 and 1. We are the number one seed coming out of the division. My head couldn't be bigger. I'll be posting when finals are for both teams when I find out. I won't make you come, but I could use your support. And if you don't want to come to see me, Earl's on our guys team. I know you guys like him better anyway.

If anyone went to bed early last night (3:00), you missed the best spontaneous quote of the day in a while. Stuff like this is my argument for staying up all night. You just don't get this kind of humor on 8 hours of sleep. And it never happens before 3 in the morning. And Chris is right, it's rather disappointing to walk into the lounge at 11:00 at night to see people studying. And just yesterday, I asked David to play spades and he said no!!! And it was before midnight. What's going on? I guess I need to move back. It's probably just a lack of good influence. But anyway, Misti was just saying last night how she wanted to make the quote of the day, and well, she did. She says she didn't quite want to make it like this, but I think that's just a front. And those of you who don't play Magic will be confused a bit here. But that might be good. Anyway, here she goes with her first ever quote of the day:


Quote Of the Day 10/4

"Well, I'm just going to have to go ahead and whack off your Timmy."
-Misti (blush)


There you have it. Vintage 4 A.M. humor for you.


The Honorary "Pink-Daddy,"
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/3/1995

Well, it's 9:20 and this is possibly the earliest I've done the quote in a while. For those of you who've replied to everyone on this list in the past few days, you've probably realized that Michigan's (Sarcastic Woman's) address has had problems. And when an address has problems, the Mailer Demons send you a message back telling you they can't send it. Well, I've taken the initiative to actually write the Mailer Demons. I just want to see if they'll reply, and believe me, I gave them something to read. I'll let you know how it turns out. And now...

Quote Of the Day 10/3

"We, the people of the jury of the commonwealth of [blah, blah, blah], find the defendant, Orathol J. Simpson not guilty."
-The people of the jury of the commonwealth of [blah, blah, blah],



Sorry, it had to be said.


There's justice for you,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/2/1995

This better not become a habit. Here I am in the computer room while the sun is coming up. It's very discouraging for sleep. You know, daylight. It's weird being in the computer lab COMPLETELY ALONE. It's just another reminder that I really am a loser (as if I need more). Well, I'm writing this damn thing and getting back to bed, so have fun, and thanks for keeping me company Doug. This one was said late tonight (last night) in the middle of a conversation as a reference to "Field Of Dreams." So here you go, yo...

Quote Of the Day 10/2

Addie: "If you eat them, they will come."


Wise words from someone who's actually supposed to be in charge of us.


A used condemn in the gutter of the information highway,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/1/1995

So we lost our softball game, but it doesn't matter because we play the same team in the finals next Saturday at 10:00 at the same place. And I can't begin to tell you all how much pain I'm in. It's more than I ever felt. My knee always acts up, but somewhere between volleyball, basketball, and softball, my elbow got screwed up and pain just shoots through my entire arm when I use it. A simple throw from left to short left me unable to use my right arm for 20 minutes. And by then, I had to make another throw. But it's in the name of intramurals, so hell with the pain!!! Long live the God Guys!! True I've got a week to recover, but I've got a volleyball game everyday this week!! I'm spent.
Sorry I lost track up there, but now onto the quote of the day before I fall asleep on this damn keyboard. This one has to do with Magic and its addictive nature, which I find appropriate because Misti just went out and bought $20 worth of cards this weekend. So here you have it...

Quote Of the Day 10/1

Kate: "You're going to have to have a long talk with Mikey about your addiction to this game."
Billy: "I don't mind repeating chemistry and calculus again."


There you have it, a perfect summation of the truth about Magic. If you don' believe us, just ask Mikey.


The battered and bruised,
The aching and sore,
The stupid enough to slide into home
with nothing but shorts on,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 9/30/1995

Well, it's 5:48 in the AM and I just left Susquehanna to come over to the computer lab and do you guys know why? It's because of my DAMN STINKING LOYALTY TO THIS QUOTE OF THE DAY THING!!!! So you guys better be happy or I'm going to have to put the smack down. GOT IT?!?! Anyway, for those that care (those who don't can skip to the next paragraph), our softball team went 2 and 0 today (yesterday)!! We beat a bunch of hungover ZBT whiners and the UMBC cricket club. At one point in the game, a guy actually hit the ball and started heading to the pitcher's mound with the bat. It left our pitcher quite confused and rather astonished. If I'd been in his position, I'd have curled up in the fetal position and prayed for my life. At any rate, we have a game tomorrow (today) at 12:15, so if you guys want to come out and cheer us on (this pertains to only those of you in this state, and I guess Michigan can be excluded too), then we'll be on the library field. But I don't imagine any of you will check your E-mail between now and then, so I'll get back to you with tomorrow's quote and let you all know (again, only those that care), how we did.

Down to business. Today's quote comes to us as an accident, as most quotes do, from the dining hall. This is that big, cuddly guy we all know and love (not you Earl, the other one) with a conversation foh-pa and I don't care how you really spell that word because I hate the French (sorry Leigh). Alright, I'm done with all the parentheses, I swear. So, now, introducing...


Quote Of the Day 9/30

"Giese's balls stink."
-Barney (not the purple one)



And there you have it, the truth from his former roommate himself. Until tomorrow fellas,


The man. The myth. The idiot.
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 9/29/1995

Wow!!! It's amazing how many good quotes came up in a four hour outing of spades!! I'm set for at least the whole weekend. And Kate, that guy Greg (Vince), who doesn't want to be called Gertrude is a guy on our volleyball team, so no, you don't know him. Feel better? He's a real nice guy, but I hesitate to bring him up here because he smells REALLY bad!!

Well, now for what we're here for, the quote of the day. This is another conversation over a game of spades. Listen to me now, and remember me later, and don't try and make sense of it because it'll only  get you frustrated. Think whatever you want and take it however you want to, but regardless, here is...


Quote Of the Day 9/29

Addie: "Earl, I didn't say you could play me."
Earl: "Yeah, but Doug's got a boner and you can't pull shit."



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America's 11th Most Wanted,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 9/28/1995

Hello again and thank you for all the replies (with one possible Prickboy exception). First of all, I'll apologize again for the blandness of yesterday's quote, but for those of us who've been here for the past 3 years, as Jay and Rachel will attest to, it needed to be said. So any more complaints (Doug) should be taken up with them. Secondly (Kate), if you didn't notice Billy’s name on my list, you're blind. It's right up there after Dancing Ben's address and it was there yesterday, too. And Brian's name is now on there, but you never told me his address before yesterday. So booger on you!!! Well, I've gotten a few suggestions for quotes of the day already, and keep them coming, as I don't have all that much material to work with. But this one's a conversation that took place earlier in the year that ought to live up to Doug standards of disgustingness:

Quote Of the Day 9/28

Foster: "...I don't know. Check my drawers."
Kadybug: "But, Chris, there's nothing in your drawers."



There you go, Doug. One right up your alley. Or should I say the gutter. At any rate, until tomorrow peoples...


Love, Pina Coladas, and the Muppet Dance,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...
Well, A Little To the Left So That Doug Can Sit Down...

Quote Of the Day 9/27/1995

Hey guys. I'm back!!! And I've got quotes like they're going out of style. Now you old hands may notice some new blood on my mailing list, so bear through the introduction as I have to explain the quote's history to help the rookies to fully appreciate it.
Last year, I took it upon myself to add a little dose of daily whatever into everyone's life. Every day I'd take a quote, usually from something somebody we all know said, and I'd introduce it and just improvise. Quotes ranged from social commentary to sexual innuendos taken WAY out of context. Examples of two of my favorite from last year follow:


"If I ever understand Beck, I'll kill myself."
-John Sears (Tonto Sleepyhead)


"The question is 'do YOU have balls?' I only have one."
-SuperDave


The latter of the two up there is an example of something REALLY out of context, and most quotes take on this form. So have fun, write back, and let me know if you know anyone I forgot to put on, or if you don't want to be on this list. Now with no further adieu...



Quote Of the Day 9/27


"No one really likes each other. We all just sort of used to."
-Mark Asplen (Darwin Whaleboy)


Before anyone says anything, I know this isn't one of my better ones, but I didn't want to start out too strong, and it needed to be said. And granted, it makes a lot more sense to the 8 or so of us that were there. Stick with me. I promise I'll be back tomorrow with a better one. Comments and suggestions are welcome.


Love, pink hats, and volleyballs,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 5/4/1995

For those of you who still appreciate my quotes, sorry, but I'm resigning my position. I may occasionally tap back in to inform you guys of upcoming events, like our volleyball game tomorrow at 1:00. Of course the court looks like shit now, but we still might play. And before I leave, I wish you all luck on exams and such and hope to see a few of you over the summer. Good night...


Still Standing Right Here,
Dustin (Nitsud).



"The thought that life could be better is woven inevitably into our hearts."
-Paul Simon

Quote Of the Day 5/3/1995

Well, Mike, the reason I consider myself champion is because consumption is only half of the battle, retention is the other half. And, Barnes, if you want the record, go for 10 plates of ravioli. I doubt I'm going to try to hang with you. Anyway, this quote comes from the "angel" down the hall and her philosophy on dating:

Quote Of the Day 5/3

Kate: "Wait. You can't go out with two men."
Laura: "Why not, I have two hands."


Tired of being pissed off and pensive all the time,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 5/2/1995

First of all, I want to tell everybody out there that tomorrow on the UC Steps, at 1:00 PM, there's going to be a show to beat all shows. That's right, THE PIMP-DADDIES ARE GOING TO BE THERE. I told them I'd try to round up some of my friends to get there. I know 1:00 is a prime sleeping time for most of you, but I encourage you to get out there. It's a lot of fun. Anyway, the quote of today has some extenuating circumstances behind it that I'd rather not go into. I'm sure by now, most of you have heard about the incident, people not attending UMBC excluded, but for those of us there, it stays in your mind a lot more vividly. Anyway, here's the quote of the day for May 2...

Quote Of the Day 5/2

"And suddenly the contest is over."
-David Ford


Winner and Reigning Champion,
Ravioli Boy.


Taking A Killer Nap...

Quote Of the Day 5/1/1995

Hey guys. GUESS WHAT??? EXTENDO WON THEIR FIRST VOLLEYBALL GAME!!! We are now 1-0. Addie's Addicts won by forfeit again, and the Good Guys lost by forfeit, but EXTENDO WON THEIR FIRST VOLLEYBALLGAME!!! O.K., I'm done bragging. Of course, I think anybody could've beaten the Army, so I'll try not to get a swelled head. But did I
mention we won?
Anyway, I've noticed that since I've come here, certain bonding traditions have developed in me. For example, at least once a week, Earl and I stay up to watch the sunrise together for one reason or another. Also, at least twice a semester, John and I do something so stupid together, we got a nickname for it. Another tradition that has developed has been the fact that John, Pat, and I take a psychology course together every semester. The most bonding tradition that has developed however, is the fact that every semester, Leonard and I take Calc III together. Well, next year is the last time we will have this tradition, but I'm sure we'll both get over it. We'll have to find some other way to bond. Maybe we'll play Magic or something. Anyway, it is with the last tradition I mentioned that I give you this quote of the day:

Quote Of the Day 5/1

Me: "Hey Leonard, what time is class?"
Leonard: "8... something?"


Head of the "Preservation of Pugsy Club,"
Extendo.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/30/1995

Well, guys, it's another stellar day out there. When you wake up at 3:30, you expect the sun to be out there already. Not today. It's depressing just to know how shitty it is outside. Anyway, I don't know how nice it's going to be out tomorrow, but I urge you all to come out or look out the window and cheer our V-Ball team on, if we have our game at 4:00, which I doubted. Most everybody on this list is also on the softball team, and so you're especially urged to come out there at NOON to play, again, if we have the game. Anyway, this next quote relates to how much my roommate loves my music. And here we go...

Quote Of the Day 4/30

"There is some music out there that is so evil, it doesn't need to be played in your radio."
-Tonto Sleepyhead


Still fucking up his life at the rate of 2 major mistakes per week,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/29/1995

Guys, this one was really, REALLY funny when it happened, and Earl, Chris, me, and SuperDave himself will attest to it. I think it's funnier with the set-up, so I'll include the set-up. Chris and SuperDave were playing Spades and Chris had 5 on MO. SuperDave had 1. They talked across the board until they realized it would be a risky MO. To this Chris asked Dave "Well, Dave, do you have balls?" To this SuperDave replied:

Quote Of the Day 4/29

"The question is 'Do YOU have balls?' I only have one."
-SuperDave


The benevolent dictator,
Dustin.


Long Live Pugsy...

Quote Of the Day 4/27 & 4/28/1995

Hi again. It's a slightly sorer, less jubilant Dustin. For those of you who don't know, I've started a volleyball team with Earl, Stryker, SuperDave, and a couple other people. We have a 3 on 3 game at 4:00 on Monday 3 hours after our softball game at 1:00. You're all welcome to come out to the Chesapeake sand pit and cheer us on. Of course, I'm not sure if we're really worth watching, but Earl's kind of cute in his little volleyball getup. Michigan, I'll excuse your absence, but I expect everybody who isn't in class at that time to at least look out the window between 4 and 4:40 to watch us digging and diving and bleeding. Thanks guys. And now for the quote of the day. This is a kind of 2 for 1 thing because I didn't get a chance to do it yesterday. So here we go:

Quote Of the Day 4/27

"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
-Emo Phillips


Quote Of the Day 4/28

"I usually get off around noon, but I could come early if you want."
-Me (to Stryker)


You'll be happy to know I stayed away from quotes revolving around playing with other people's decks and any references to Wacky Noodles.


Keeping the world informed,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/26/1995

Hey guys. Two softball games today, two victories!! Give it up for Addie's Addicts and the Good Guys!!! I will, however, be too sore to do much of anything productive tomorrow. I started thinking about something today. I used to get up every morning at 6:30 in the morning to get the bus to high school. And I didn't miss school all that much, either. How come I can't get up for a 10:00 CLASS?!?!? Like on a regular basis. Even when I plan to go, I don't. And then I stopped thinking because I got tired. Anyway, here's the quote of the day, keeping in the rhythm of avoiding sexual references:

Quote Of the Day 4/26

Jacy: "I saw you make an out today."
Ben: "Makin' out with who?"


Still Standing Right Here,
Dustin.


Shit, I Did That Backwards...

Quote Of the Day 4/25/1995

I'm really tired and don't have much to say about this quote. No implications in this one, just pure humor from my friend, Kevin (the drummer from the Houseplants), so I hope you can enjoy this one as much as I did when he said it:

Quote Of the Day 4/25

"I never used to drink. The crew team has been a bad influence on me. I never used to drink, never used to do pot, never used to exercise..."
-Kevin (drummer from Houseplants)



Nobody special today,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/24/1995

Alright, I'm starting to get sick of these sexual references. They're usually funny, but every once in a while, you need a change of pace, like an actual intelligent quote, or social commentary, or just somebody being completely blatantly honest like in this quote that Laura said to me today:

Quote Of the Day 4/24

"You're lucky you have me... Or else you might have an ego."
-The love of my life


Taking life one grain of salt at a time,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/23/1995

Well, the semester is dwindling down, and it's about that time where I start panicking and think I'm going to fail all my classes. But don't worry, that feeling will eventually pass, and I'll soon realize it's only Calculus I'm going to fail... again. Well, me and Leonard will be in it for a third time together. It's become like a bonding experience. Every semester, I take a Psychology class with John and Pat, and Calculus III with Leonard. At any rate guys, I've got to get back to Organizational Motivation. We're about halfway done our paper and it's already 18 pages. Well, you don't read this to here me jabber on about myself. You could get that by just sticking your head in my door anytime. That reminds me, is there anyone out there who doesn't know our air conditioner is broken? Because I don't feel like I've complained about it enough. And Jennnnn, it's nice to have you back, but if you could find a friend's room to stay in for a while, let me know. But here we go, before I get too off track:

Quote Of the Day 4/23

(Whining)"Mommy, they stuck it in me twice!"
-Cheryle (Cutey) Smith


The quiet before the storm,
Dustin.


Getting Back Up Slowly...

Quote Of the Day 4/22/1995

My arms are tired, my legs hurt, and I got beer all over me. And I don't drink. But Quadmania was a blast. If it wasn't for that girl who offered to have sex with me right before she was taken away by the cops, it might have been a wasted evening. But I had fun anyway, and I am two shades redder than I was just this morning. Well, my bed... or rather Jenn's bed is calling me, so I want to do this quick. Here it is, the quote of the day from the slightly inebriated Rachel...

Quote Of the Day 4/22

"Wait a minute. This is Mike's. I have to give this back to Mike. Dustin, who's Mike?"
-Rachel


The battered and bruised,
Dustin.


Lying Dead On the Grass...

Quote Of the Day 4/21/1995

I have one thing to say after that softball game...


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sitting here with scrapes, bruises, and burns all up and down my right leg just pondering how important it is to slide into home when we're down by 11 runs. Don't get me wrong, I'm a team player, but there's a limit to how far I'll go for victory. Anyway, here's the damn quote of the day.

Quote Of the Day 4/21

Me: "Is your roommate coming?"
Pat: "Yeah, he's in the shower."


Writhing in pain,
Dustin.


Lying down with a wet towel on my leg...

Quote Of the Day 4/20/1995

Hi. Remember me? I'm just the lonely little old quote of the day. Sorry I'm not another chapter in the big epic saga going on, which I personally think has gotten a bit out of hand. But hey, who am I to judge anyone? I probably don't even get read anymore with everyone getting 20 messages a day on the average. But still I persist and here I am again. By the way everyone, I'm having the shittiest week a guy could possibly have, so beware. I'm not asking for sympathy, just a little warning to you all, and I'm asking for a little understanding for any temper I show, or any other personality oddities. Thanks:

Quote Of the Day 4/20

Me: "Are you doing business out here?"
Shannon: "No. I just wanted to see it."


Fucking up his life at the rate two major mistakes per week,
Dustin.


Going Under...

Quote Of the Day 4/19/1995

Well, I finally crashed for good, but I still couldn't sleep due to the rain forest-like temperatures of my room. The AC is still broken, and our window literally almost fell out today, and I don't have an extra $180 on me. So I'm stuck trying to sleep in this damn room without any ventilation. Anyway, here's the quote of the day.

Quote Of the Day 4/19

Ben (Huge guy): "You're very autistic."
SuperDave: "At least somebody appreciates me."


Straight from the jungle of 330,
Dustin.


Still Taking A Nap...

Quote Of the Day 4/18/1995

This is the latest I've ever been with this damn thing, but in my defense, I was in a sort of catatonic state yesterday. To be truthful, I don't even remember the entire day. Just these slight little hallucinations that make up memories. Anyway, here's the quote from yesterday, the "Tuesday of Death:"

Quote Of the Day 4/18

"It's little but it works."
-Rachel Gacek


The future bouncer at The Blue Oyster Bar,
Dustin.


Taking a nap...

Quote Of the Day 4/17/1995

Late again as usual, but I've been spending this "Monday of Mourning" preparing for my "Tuesday of Death." I'm just struggling to get to my "Wednesday of Purgatory" right now. But somewhere between preparing for my Psych quiz, Music Exam, Art History Exam, and Honors' Seminar presentation, I was able to fit in the quote of the day. The former "Bungling Idiots of the Film/Video Department," now the "Bungling Idiots of the Entire University" are mostly known for their foul-ups, mishaps, and general failures. But occasionally, they will show a glimmer of brilliance. But just as quickly as it comes, it goes away... So I would like to capture this moment of discovery in the ever-important quote of the day:

Quote Of the Day 4/17

"We're smarter than we think we are."
-Tonto Sleepyhead (John Sears)
1/2 of the Bungling Idiots of the Entire University


Our air conditioner has been broken for about a week now, and we just lied there in the heat complaining about it unable to come up with an idea on how to get cool air into the room. We actually considered running a pipe into someone's room with air conditioning to steal their air. And then we thought, "We have a fan, a broken air conditioner, and a window as our resources. There's got to be a way to get cool air in here!!" The rest is history.


The other 1/2 of the Bungling Idiots of the Entire University,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...
















and just about to collapse.

Quote Of the Day 4/16/1995

Time for another late quote of the day. I'm struggling to get back on schedule guys, I swear. Anyway, Mark and I had a great conversation filled with a bundle of great quotes, but I was too stressed or stoned to remember any of them, so here's a quote from this weekend that comes from our second favorite RA again:

Quote Of the Day 4/16

"We're all just sitting here amazed at Dustin's sucking ability."
-Adam (I got hit by a car) Smith


Happy Easter from the guy who actually ordered the Triplecast,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...












and boy are my legs tired!

Quote Of the Day 4/15/1995

I'm starting to see why Doug and Addie are together. I always figured Doug would be putting his foot in his mouth more than anyone, but Addie seems to almost want the job. So here she is with another one of her brilliant insights on life. (And by the way, I'm doing the quote of the day at 4:30 in the afternoon of the following day. That should tell you just how messed up my schedule is now.)...

Quote Of the Day 4/15

SDave "It doesn't fit?"
Addie "No. He has a little head."
-Addie to me about something very personal I'd rather not discuss right now.
And again, Doug just doesn't want to know.


The third gunman himself,
Ctrshm.


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