Quote Of the Day 4/30/1995

Well, guys, it's another stellar day out there. When you wake up at 3:30, you expect the sun to be out there already. Not today. It's depressing just to know how shitty it is outside. Anyway, I don't know how nice it's going to be out tomorrow, but I urge you all to come out or look out the window and cheer our V-Ball team on, if we have our game at 4:00, which I doubted. Most everybody on this list is also on the softball team, and so you're especially urged to come out there at NOON to play, again, if we have the game. Anyway, this next quote relates to how much my roommate loves my music. And here we go...

Quote Of the Day 4/30

"There is some music out there that is so evil, it doesn't need to be played in your radio."
-Tonto Sleepyhead


Still fucking up his life at the rate of 2 major mistakes per week,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/29/1995

Guys, this one was really, REALLY funny when it happened, and Earl, Chris, me, and SuperDave himself will attest to it. I think it's funnier with the set-up, so I'll include the set-up. Chris and SuperDave were playing Spades and Chris had 5 on MO. SuperDave had 1. They talked across the board until they realized it would be a risky MO. To this Chris asked Dave "Well, Dave, do you have balls?" To this SuperDave replied:

Quote Of the Day 4/29

"The question is 'Do YOU have balls?' I only have one."
-SuperDave


The benevolent dictator,
Dustin.


Long Live Pugsy...

Quote Of the Day 4/27 & 4/28/1995

Hi again. It's a slightly sorer, less jubilant Dustin. For those of you who don't know, I've started a volleyball team with Earl, Stryker, SuperDave, and a couple other people. We have a 3 on 3 game at 4:00 on Monday 3 hours after our softball game at 1:00. You're all welcome to come out to the Chesapeake sand pit and cheer us on. Of course, I'm not sure if we're really worth watching, but Earl's kind of cute in his little volleyball getup. Michigan, I'll excuse your absence, but I expect everybody who isn't in class at that time to at least look out the window between 4 and 4:40 to watch us digging and diving and bleeding. Thanks guys. And now for the quote of the day. This is a kind of 2 for 1 thing because I didn't get a chance to do it yesterday. So here we go:

Quote Of the Day 4/27

"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
-Emo Phillips


Quote Of the Day 4/28

"I usually get off around noon, but I could come early if you want."
-Me (to Stryker)


You'll be happy to know I stayed away from quotes revolving around playing with other people's decks and any references to Wacky Noodles.


Keeping the world informed,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/26/1995

Hey guys. Two softball games today, two victories!! Give it up for Addie's Addicts and the Good Guys!!! I will, however, be too sore to do much of anything productive tomorrow. I started thinking about something today. I used to get up every morning at 6:30 in the morning to get the bus to high school. And I didn't miss school all that much, either. How come I can't get up for a 10:00 CLASS?!?!? Like on a regular basis. Even when I plan to go, I don't. And then I stopped thinking because I got tired. Anyway, here's the quote of the day, keeping in the rhythm of avoiding sexual references:

Quote Of the Day 4/26

Jacy: "I saw you make an out today."
Ben: "Makin' out with who?"


Still Standing Right Here,
Dustin.


Shit, I Did That Backwards...

Quote Of the Day 4/25/1995

I'm really tired and don't have much to say about this quote. No implications in this one, just pure humor from my friend, Kevin (the drummer from the Houseplants), so I hope you can enjoy this one as much as I did when he said it:

Quote Of the Day 4/25

"I never used to drink. The crew team has been a bad influence on me. I never used to drink, never used to do pot, never used to exercise..."
-Kevin (drummer from Houseplants)



Nobody special today,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/24/1995

Alright, I'm starting to get sick of these sexual references. They're usually funny, but every once in a while, you need a change of pace, like an actual intelligent quote, or social commentary, or just somebody being completely blatantly honest like in this quote that Laura said to me today:

Quote Of the Day 4/24

"You're lucky you have me... Or else you might have an ego."
-The love of my life


Taking life one grain of salt at a time,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/23/1995

Well, the semester is dwindling down, and it's about that time where I start panicking and think I'm going to fail all my classes. But don't worry, that feeling will eventually pass, and I'll soon realize it's only Calculus I'm going to fail... again. Well, me and Leonard will be in it for a third time together. It's become like a bonding experience. Every semester, I take a Psychology class with John and Pat, and Calculus III with Leonard. At any rate guys, I've got to get back to Organizational Motivation. We're about halfway done our paper and it's already 18 pages. Well, you don't read this to here me jabber on about myself. You could get that by just sticking your head in my door anytime. That reminds me, is there anyone out there who doesn't know our air conditioner is broken? Because I don't feel like I've complained about it enough. And Jennnnn, it's nice to have you back, but if you could find a friend's room to stay in for a while, let me know. But here we go, before I get too off track:

Quote Of the Day 4/23

(Whining)"Mommy, they stuck it in me twice!"
-Cheryle (Cutey) Smith


The quiet before the storm,
Dustin.


Getting Back Up Slowly...

Quote Of the Day 4/22/1995

My arms are tired, my legs hurt, and I got beer all over me. And I don't drink. But Quadmania was a blast. If it wasn't for that girl who offered to have sex with me right before she was taken away by the cops, it might have been a wasted evening. But I had fun anyway, and I am two shades redder than I was just this morning. Well, my bed... or rather Jenn's bed is calling me, so I want to do this quick. Here it is, the quote of the day from the slightly inebriated Rachel...

Quote Of the Day 4/22

"Wait a minute. This is Mike's. I have to give this back to Mike. Dustin, who's Mike?"
-Rachel


The battered and bruised,
Dustin.


Lying Dead On the Grass...

Quote Of the Day 4/21/1995

I have one thing to say after that softball game...


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sitting here with scrapes, bruises, and burns all up and down my right leg just pondering how important it is to slide into home when we're down by 11 runs. Don't get me wrong, I'm a team player, but there's a limit to how far I'll go for victory. Anyway, here's the damn quote of the day.

Quote Of the Day 4/21

Me: "Is your roommate coming?"
Pat: "Yeah, he's in the shower."


Writhing in pain,
Dustin.


Lying down with a wet towel on my leg...

Quote Of the Day 4/20/1995

Hi. Remember me? I'm just the lonely little old quote of the day. Sorry I'm not another chapter in the big epic saga going on, which I personally think has gotten a bit out of hand. But hey, who am I to judge anyone? I probably don't even get read anymore with everyone getting 20 messages a day on the average. But still I persist and here I am again. By the way everyone, I'm having the shittiest week a guy could possibly have, so beware. I'm not asking for sympathy, just a little warning to you all, and I'm asking for a little understanding for any temper I show, or any other personality oddities. Thanks:

Quote Of the Day 4/20

Me: "Are you doing business out here?"
Shannon: "No. I just wanted to see it."


Fucking up his life at the rate two major mistakes per week,
Dustin.


Going Under...

Quote Of the Day 4/19/1995

Well, I finally crashed for good, but I still couldn't sleep due to the rain forest-like temperatures of my room. The AC is still broken, and our window literally almost fell out today, and I don't have an extra $180 on me. So I'm stuck trying to sleep in this damn room without any ventilation. Anyway, here's the quote of the day.

Quote Of the Day 4/19

Ben (Huge guy): "You're very autistic."
SuperDave: "At least somebody appreciates me."


Straight from the jungle of 330,
Dustin.


Still Taking A Nap...

Quote Of the Day 4/18/1995

This is the latest I've ever been with this damn thing, but in my defense, I was in a sort of catatonic state yesterday. To be truthful, I don't even remember the entire day. Just these slight little hallucinations that make up memories. Anyway, here's the quote from yesterday, the "Tuesday of Death:"

Quote Of the Day 4/18

"It's little but it works."
-Rachel Gacek


The future bouncer at The Blue Oyster Bar,
Dustin.


Taking a nap...

Quote Of the Day 4/17/1995

Late again as usual, but I've been spending this "Monday of Mourning" preparing for my "Tuesday of Death." I'm just struggling to get to my "Wednesday of Purgatory" right now. But somewhere between preparing for my Psych quiz, Music Exam, Art History Exam, and Honors' Seminar presentation, I was able to fit in the quote of the day. The former "Bungling Idiots of the Film/Video Department," now the "Bungling Idiots of the Entire University" are mostly known for their foul-ups, mishaps, and general failures. But occasionally, they will show a glimmer of brilliance. But just as quickly as it comes, it goes away... So I would like to capture this moment of discovery in the ever-important quote of the day:

Quote Of the Day 4/17

"We're smarter than we think we are."
-Tonto Sleepyhead (John Sears)
1/2 of the Bungling Idiots of the Entire University


Our air conditioner has been broken for about a week now, and we just lied there in the heat complaining about it unable to come up with an idea on how to get cool air into the room. We actually considered running a pipe into someone's room with air conditioning to steal their air. And then we thought, "We have a fan, a broken air conditioner, and a window as our resources. There's got to be a way to get cool air in here!!" The rest is history.


The other 1/2 of the Bungling Idiots of the Entire University,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...
















and just about to collapse.

Quote Of the Day 4/16/1995

Time for another late quote of the day. I'm struggling to get back on schedule guys, I swear. Anyway, Mark and I had a great conversation filled with a bundle of great quotes, but I was too stressed or stoned to remember any of them, so here's a quote from this weekend that comes from our second favorite RA again:

Quote Of the Day 4/16

"We're all just sitting here amazed at Dustin's sucking ability."
-Adam (I got hit by a car) Smith


Happy Easter from the guy who actually ordered the Triplecast,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...












and boy are my legs tired!

Quote Of the Day 4/15/1995

I'm starting to see why Doug and Addie are together. I always figured Doug would be putting his foot in his mouth more than anyone, but Addie seems to almost want the job. So here she is with another one of her brilliant insights on life. (And by the way, I'm doing the quote of the day at 4:30 in the afternoon of the following day. That should tell you just how messed up my schedule is now.)...

Quote Of the Day 4/15

SDave "It doesn't fit?"
Addie "No. He has a little head."
-Addie to me about something very personal I'd rather not discuss right now.
And again, Doug just doesn't want to know.


The third gunman himself,
Ctrshm.


Rshkk Rszmchmf Qhfgs Gdqd...

Quote Of the Day 4/14/1995

Well, I'm really late with this one, but it really doesn't matter all that much because nobody is here once again anyway. I was so bored last night, I walked over to Potomac’s 3rd South to see my friend and he wasn't there. Not one person was in either of the 3 lounges there. So I walked over to Patapsco 3rd South, and only one person sat in the lounge studying. Of all the sacrilegious things to do on a Friday!!! And there wasn't even anyone studying in Chesapeake 3rd South. We were the most happening hall last night with 4 people painting and eating pizza. And I rewarded them by giving them a lesson in hearts. Anyway, this quote of the day was unanimously voted on, and so here you go, another sexual reference one that remains ambiguous for its humor value...

Quote Of the Day 4/14

"You would've gotten more if I wasn't tight."
-Addie (to SuperDave, and Doug, believe me. You REALLY don't want to know)


He can eat just one!!
Tidsnu.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/13/1995

Well, I appreciate all the E-mail attention I've been getting lately and I want you to know I intend to respond to each one personally because I love all you guys. Even Pat. But give me time. Anyone who's seen my calendar and looked at my "Tuesday" knows I'll be busy this weekend. Yep, while you're all home and out looking for eggs and eating chocolate, I'll be preparing for the "Tuesday of Death" right here. But on to a matter of more importance, the quote of the day. I read this off my friend's bookbag and thought it was hilarious. Also there wasn't a really great quote that stuck out in my mind today. So here is the first generic...

Quote Of the Day 4/13

"In the beginning there was nothing. And then God said 'LET THERE BE LIGHT!" And there was still nothing, but now you could see it."
-A pin off my friend's bookbag


The Duke's daily entertainment toy,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/12/1995

Guys, I hate to use my own quotes, but I'm sure all of you will find this amusing, as you did when I said it at first. And somebody please write me back. I don't get hardly any input from anyone out there anymore. I don't even know if you read it, or if I'm just doing this in vain. Do you know how depressing it is to get one message a day, and have it be the one I sent myself? Earl, you're on this damn thing 18 of the 20 hours you are awake per day. A little message won't hurt. And as for the rest of you... nevermind. Earl's the only one I really care about. Well, without further interruption, the timely, but slightly late...

Quote Of the Day 4/12

"Next week is my Palm Sunday."
-Me


He's been to Hell and back...
and he prefers Hell,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/11/1995

Today finds us back where we know best, at the sexual references. This one comes from Pat, who's been fortunate enough to avoid embarrassment thus far. But I caught him today with his pants down. But that's a different story entirely. Boy, lent is long. And here we go again...

Quote Of the Day 4/11


"Just go ahead and slip a big in there."
-Pat Hall (to Addie, and believe me Doug, you don't want to know.)


He can eat just one,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/10/1995

Hi again guys. Sorry I'm late again, but these next few days should find me very busy. That's not saying I will be, but I definitely SHOULD be. Anyway, I seldom do research of any kind, so I'm going to flaunt the fact that I did and give you a quote that I read while researching the Space Race. This also throws a bit more social commentary rather than the same old sexual references that I'm almost sure will be back tomorrow. Anyway, here it goes, the quote of the day from 1962 or something...

Quote Of the Day 4/10


"If the newspapers printed a dispatch that the Soviet Union planned sending the first man to Hell, our federal agencies would appear the next day crying 'We can't let them beat us to it.'"
-Vice Admiral Hyman Rickover


The standing argument against natural selection,
Dustin.


Still Syanding Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/8/1995

Hello guys. I say hello guys, but I know there isn't anybody else here because this hall is the deadest I've ever seen it in the last two years. Anyway, I'm still going to do a quote for the day just because I can. Here it is. He comes up here about once a week or so, and always seems to stick his foot in his mouth when he does.


Quote Of the Day 4/8

"You're going to have to do a lot more than that if you want to make me stiffer and sorer than I already am."
-Jay-Jay Menolageg


America's 11th Most Wanted,
Dustin.

P.S.-For those of you who weren't here this weekend, I have to tell you all how much fun I had Friday when I get the chance.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/7/1995

Well, I'm willing to bet she thought she got out of this verbal blunder because it happened so long ago, but I have a very good memory. So here's our favorite angel with a little to say about... well, I'll let your imagination go wild.

Quote Of the Day 4/7

"When I'm done, I'll shut my mouth."
-Laura Garms


The newest fan club member of the Pimp-Daddies,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...


BTW- I now have 10 fully functioning fingers again. Take that however you want to.

Quote Of the Day 4/6/1995

For those of you who didn't know, I broke my finger a long time ago. That's not the important news. The important news is that I get that little annoying sling off tomorrow. I'll be able to once again participate in those reindeer games and such. And I'll be able to shuffle again!!! I won't be 100% for a while, but I will be able to do everything I could before with my finger. Well, except that. I gave it up for lent. At any rate, I had to get this quote from myself in before
I got my sling off. And here it is again, the...


Quote Of the Day 4/6

"I can't fuck anybody with this hand!"
-Me


Addie knows what I'm talking about. Don't take it personally Doug.


The newest attraction from Barnum & Bailey,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/5/1995

Recently, some people, or at least one person in particular, has been complaining that although he is very witty and clever, he never makes the quote of the day. So here's the crybaby, Leonard in his moment of glory, the quote of the day:

Quote Of the Day 4/5

"Are you hungry, Leonard?"
"No. I just ate the nut off of Jerry's brownie."
-Leonard Boyd


The world's favorite emotional masochist,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/4/1995

This quote came up last night and a lot of you may not get it, but that's the point. So here's another embarrassing quote from our second favorite RA:

Quote Of the Day 4/4

Doug: "You can play with your dick."
Adam: "I don't have a dick."


Just reminding you to watch what you say more carefully around me now,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/3/1995

Guess what today is guys? It's the one month anniversary of the quote of the day. That's right. It all started one month ago, when on his way back from dinner, John inspired me to start a quote of the day with this infamous utterance:

"If I ever understand Beck, I'll kill myself."

>From there, the quote has taken off and comes in all different forms now. There has been some social commentary, some self-analysis, but most have been sexual references, as they seem to be the favorite. With that in mind, here's a quote from yours truly from a conversation we had at
dinner a while before break. A few of you may remember it:


Quote Of the Day 4/3

"Well then I guess I won't get off at all!"
-Me (with appropriate help finishing the quote from Kate, Cheryle, and Jenn)

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Quote Of the Month / Year / Decade...

The Set-Up...

"Love is like hearts. You want to follow suit, but you don't want to have the lead."
-Me

The Quote...

"If love is like hearts, than sex is like spades. If you don't have a good partner, you damn well better have a good hand."
-Weed

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Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Good night and drive safely.


Your main reason for living,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/2/1995

I know, I'm late again, but I'm getting better. This week coming up is going to be hellish for me, so please excuse any attitude I give any of you. It's probably just my frustration speaking. Anyway, here's a pretty good quote from yours and my favorite RA:


Quote Of the Day 4/1


"If you play it right, I'll have a definite solid."
-Addie (Dizzy)


I don't know exactly what she was talking about, but now I have a theory on why Doug's ass has been hurting so much recently.


From the reason most women lock their doors at night,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/1/1995

Well guys, I've been getting a lot of conversations for quotes lately, and here's another one. This conversation took place between my two roommates, John and Rachel. And here it is, the quote of the day:


Quote Of the Day 4/1

Rachel: "Why so stiff?"
John: "Because you're playing with it."


Making your day just a little more interesting,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...