Quote Of the Day 4/30/1995

Well, guys, it's another stellar day out there. When you wake up at 3:30, you expect the sun to be out there already. Not today. It's depressing just to know how shitty it is outside. Anyway, I don't know how nice it's going to be out tomorrow, but I urge you all to come out or look out the window and cheer our V-Ball team on, if we have our game at 4:00, which I doubted. Most everybody on this list is also on the softball team, and so you're especially urged to come out there at NOON to play, again, if we have the game. Anyway, this next quote relates to how much my roommate loves my music. And here we go...

Quote Of the Day 4/30

"There is some music out there that is so evil, it doesn't need to be played in your radio."
-Tonto Sleepyhead


Still fucking up his life at the rate of 2 major mistakes per week,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/29/1995

Guys, this one was really, REALLY funny when it happened, and Earl, Chris, me, and SuperDave himself will attest to it. I think it's funnier with the set-up, so I'll include the set-up. Chris and SuperDave were playing Spades and Chris had 5 on MO. SuperDave had 1. They talked across the board until they realized it would be a risky MO. To this Chris asked Dave "Well, Dave, do you have balls?" To this SuperDave replied:

Quote Of the Day 4/29

"The question is 'Do YOU have balls?' I only have one."
-SuperDave


The benevolent dictator,
Dustin.


Long Live Pugsy...

Quote Of the Day 4/27 & 4/28/1995

Hi again. It's a slightly sorer, less jubilant Dustin. For those of you who don't know, I've started a volleyball team with Earl, Stryker, SuperDave, and a couple other people. We have a 3 on 3 game at 4:00 on Monday 3 hours after our softball game at 1:00. You're all welcome to come out to the Chesapeake sand pit and cheer us on. Of course, I'm not sure if we're really worth watching, but Earl's kind of cute in his little volleyball getup. Michigan, I'll excuse your absence, but I expect everybody who isn't in class at that time to at least look out the window between 4 and 4:40 to watch us digging and diving and bleeding. Thanks guys. And now for the quote of the day. This is a kind of 2 for 1 thing because I didn't get a chance to do it yesterday. So here we go:

Quote Of the Day 4/27

"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
-Emo Phillips


Quote Of the Day 4/28

"I usually get off around noon, but I could come early if you want."
-Me (to Stryker)


You'll be happy to know I stayed away from quotes revolving around playing with other people's decks and any references to Wacky Noodles.


Keeping the world informed,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 4/26/1995

Hey guys. Two softball games today, two victories!! Give it up for Addie's Addicts and the Good Guys!!! I will, however, be too sore to do much of anything productive tomorrow. I started thinking about something today. I used to get up every morning at 6:30 in the morning to get the bus to high school. And I didn't miss school all that much, either. How come I can't get up for a 10:00 CLASS?!?!? Like on a regular basis. Even when I plan to go, I don't. And then I stopped thinking because I got tired. Anyway, here's the quote of the day, keeping in the rhythm of avoiding sexual references:

Quote Of the Day 4/26

Jacy: "I saw you make an out today."
Ben: "Makin' out with who?"


Still Standing Right Here,
Dustin.


Shit, I Did That Backwards...

Quote Of the Day 4/25/1995

I'm really tired and don't have much to say about this quote. No implications in this one, just pure humor from my friend, Kevin (the drummer from the Houseplants), so I hope you can enjoy this one as much as I did when he said it:

Quote Of the Day 4/25

"I never used to drink. The crew team has been a bad influence on me. I never used to drink, never used to do pot, never used to exercise..."
-Kevin (drummer from Houseplants)



Nobody special today,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...