Quote Of the Day 10/5/1995

Hi guys!! Well I don't imagine anyone's seen this hard a rainfall since Noah. IT'S POURING OUTSIDE!!! I doubted we're going to have our softball game this Saturday now, but we'll see. And our mens volleyball team will finish either first or second, depending on how we do against SAE, and if ZBT beats Omega Alpha. I'll let you guys know. Anyway, I'm really tired and I haven't much better for the quote of the day than this, so here you go...

Quote Of the Day 10/5

Barnes: "Don't worry Benny. We're coming soon."
Benny: "Wow. Sounds like a fun game."


The third gunman,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/4/1995

Well, most of you got the dental quote of the month, and I'll mail it to those of you who didn't because it's really worth reading. Thanks mom. It would definitely make quote of the day, but everybody's seen it already.

Our intramural season is coming to a close and our co-ed team is already finished. Our mens team is 7 and 1 right now somewhere in the top 3 in the division, and our co-ed team's final record is 9 and 1. We are the number one seed coming out of the division. My head couldn't be bigger. I'll be posting when finals are for both teams when I find out. I won't make you come, but I could use your support. And if you don't want to come to see me, Earl's on our guys team. I know you guys like him better anyway.

If anyone went to bed early last night (3:00), you missed the best spontaneous quote of the day in a while. Stuff like this is my argument for staying up all night. You just don't get this kind of humor on 8 hours of sleep. And it never happens before 3 in the morning. And Chris is right, it's rather disappointing to walk into the lounge at 11:00 at night to see people studying. And just yesterday, I asked David to play spades and he said no!!! And it was before midnight. What's going on? I guess I need to move back. It's probably just a lack of good influence. But anyway, Misti was just saying last night how she wanted to make the quote of the day, and well, she did. She says she didn't quite want to make it like this, but I think that's just a front. And those of you who don't play Magic will be confused a bit here. But that might be good. Anyway, here she goes with her first ever quote of the day:


Quote Of the Day 10/4

"Well, I'm just going to have to go ahead and whack off your Timmy."
-Misti (blush)


There you have it. Vintage 4 A.M. humor for you.


The Honorary "Pink-Daddy,"
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/3/1995

Well, it's 9:20 and this is possibly the earliest I've done the quote in a while. For those of you who've replied to everyone on this list in the past few days, you've probably realized that Michigan's (Sarcastic Woman's) address has had problems. And when an address has problems, the Mailer Demons send you a message back telling you they can't send it. Well, I've taken the initiative to actually write the Mailer Demons. I just want to see if they'll reply, and believe me, I gave them something to read. I'll let you know how it turns out. And now...

Quote Of the Day 10/3

"We, the people of the jury of the commonwealth of [blah, blah, blah], find the defendant, Orathol J. Simpson not guilty."
-The people of the jury of the commonwealth of [blah, blah, blah],



Sorry, it had to be said.


There's justice for you,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/2/1995

This better not become a habit. Here I am in the computer room while the sun is coming up. It's very discouraging for sleep. You know, daylight. It's weird being in the computer lab COMPLETELY ALONE. It's just another reminder that I really am a loser (as if I need more). Well, I'm writing this damn thing and getting back to bed, so have fun, and thanks for keeping me company Doug. This one was said late tonight (last night) in the middle of a conversation as a reference to "Field Of Dreams." So here you go, yo...

Quote Of the Day 10/2

Addie: "If you eat them, they will come."


Wise words from someone who's actually supposed to be in charge of us.


A used condemn in the gutter of the information highway,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/1/1995

So we lost our softball game, but it doesn't matter because we play the same team in the finals next Saturday at 10:00 at the same place. And I can't begin to tell you all how much pain I'm in. It's more than I ever felt. My knee always acts up, but somewhere between volleyball, basketball, and softball, my elbow got screwed up and pain just shoots through my entire arm when I use it. A simple throw from left to short left me unable to use my right arm for 20 minutes. And by then, I had to make another throw. But it's in the name of intramurals, so hell with the pain!!! Long live the God Guys!! True I've got a week to recover, but I've got a volleyball game everyday this week!! I'm spent.
Sorry I lost track up there, but now onto the quote of the day before I fall asleep on this damn keyboard. This one has to do with Magic and its addictive nature, which I find appropriate because Misti just went out and bought $20 worth of cards this weekend. So here you have it...

Quote Of the Day 10/1

Kate: "You're going to have to have a long talk with Mikey about your addiction to this game."
Billy: "I don't mind repeating chemistry and calculus again."


There you have it, a perfect summation of the truth about Magic. If you don' believe us, just ask Mikey.


The battered and bruised,
The aching and sore,
The stupid enough to slide into home
with nothing but shorts on,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...