Quote Of the Day 10/31/1995

It's that time of the year again. The time where everybody starts replying with little stupid one-line pointless remarks and other people get really annoyed because their mailbox is filled up with these dumb little messages and if one goes away for the weekend, he will come back to find 54 messages that he doesn't want to have to page through. And so they ask to be taken off the mailing list of certain people, but the problem is that these people don't have a mailing list. They reply to mine. So the only way to conceivably avoid getting all these messages would be to be taken off my mailing list. I understand that the quote of the day, be it cute and everything, may not be worth all of the hassle of getting up to 54 messages in 4 days. So reply to me personally, and I can take you off the quote of the day list. Or I could make my own separate list of people who don't want to get annoyed. But I'm warning you all right now. If you cancel your free subscription to "Quote Of the Day" Magazine, you'll miss daily vintage Laura such as this...

Quote Of the Day 10/31

"This feels so cool!!! Billy!! Come here and put your hands in this!"
-Head of the Polygamy Club


I know I'm going to get shit for that little addition of mine. Sorry Laura, you know how I really feel. ;) And let me know what you want to do about the list thing.


A tumor in the brain of justice,
The Riddler.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/30/1995

Hey guys!!! I'm back, whether you like it or not. And this week, I'm going with a theme. IT'S LAURA WEEK!!!! Aren't you all excited? That means that Laura has said enough stupid things in the past week that I can make fun of her for the next five days straight! Is anyone really surprised? O.K. I hope you all enjoyed the "best of" week. Or at least tolerated it.

In other news, our basketball team had our last game on Sunday. And boy, did we do well!!!! After 4 consecutive 14-6 losses, we came back in our last game to lose 14-11!! We were so excited. Congratulations, guys. We did it. Sort of. And on the same note, our guys team plays in the first round of the playoffs tomorrow. Maybe we'll score our first goal or something. And our co-ed team plays Wednesday at 1:00. We may actually win this one(?!?!?!?) But enough about me. You all really just want to hear Laura make an ass out of herself, right? So here it is...

Quote Of the Day 10/30

"I just wanted to see how far Billy would go and keep eating."
-Everybody's favorite angel.



The only guy not trying to pick up SuperDave,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/22/1995

Hello again guys. Sorry I haven't kept up with the quote of the day, but I haven't been on E-mail all that recently. And I've decided to take a sort of sabbatical. I probably won't have all that much time and thought to merit a good quote of the day, so I'm taking a week or so off after this one. But don't worry, loyal fans. Rather than completely deprive you of the quote which a few of you look forward to (and some of you just methodically delete), I'm going to, for the remainder of my sabbatical, run a "best of" series, where I'll just dust off some old quotes of the day. So those of you who have seen them before can relive them, and those of you who haven't will laugh like it just happened. I hope you enjoy them and I should be back soon. And if anyone has copies of the first few quotes of the day, I'd like them. I only have the ones starting from "quote of the day 3/7" last year. Thanks a bunch.

Well, I was originally going to start the reruns today, but Sedge just walked in here talking about bowling on Sunday, and he said something that just had "QUOTE OF THE DAY" written all over it. So here's the big man we hardly see anymore with his second...

Quote Of the Day 10/22


"Him and Doug are like professionals. They have their own balls. I had like this pink thing with five holes in it."
-The Sedge (Colossus)


I know you're still laughing,
Screaming Cricket.


I know many people
Have stood where I stand
I've been searching for years now
For just one honest man
People tell me I can trust them
And then they'll play their little games
And then I tell then I'll be faithful
And sometimes I act the same.

But I've tried and I've tried,
And I've lied and I've lied,
Still Standing Right Here...

-Lyrics by Dustin Fisher

Quote Of the Day 10/19/1995

And here's the quote of the day for today (Gee, it's like no time has passed at all). Greg and I went shopping today and I feel bad because he says so many clever things, but none of them really merit quote of the day status. But this one I thought was especially funny. We're looking in one of those outdoor hiking stores for a jacket for him, and we pass this heavy winter flannel-wannabe coat with such an ugly pattern. Greg points to it and turns to me and says...

Quote Of the Day 10/19

"Look, Dustin. Somebody shot a couch."
-Gertrude


Well, I thought it was funny.


Still Standing Right Here,
Dustin.


Wait, I did that backwards...

Quote Of the Day 10/18/1995

Well, I told everyone I would stop slacking and I haven't been true to my word. I guess I'll always be a procrastinator. Anyway, I've no real news to tell anyone, except that this is the literally the first time in the last 3 1/2 weeks that I've had two consecutive days off from intramurals. My body thanks me as it writhes in pain. And I went to see Batman Forever last night. It was still really cool. The plot sucked, but the special effects were great and Nicole Kidman was in it. Case closed. I did not, however, go in full Riddler costume. When I went to put it on, I noticed that I was missing my cane, gloves, and most importantly, my mask. So I just went as regular old me. No one seemed to mind too much. Well, here IS the...

Quote Of the Day 10/18

"It's the car, right. Chicks dig the car."
-Val Kilmer as Batman


For the full effect for those of you who were there, picture me typing the words and then have them appear on the screen two to three seconds later.


The Royal Palace's favorite court jester,
The Riddler.
Nitsud.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/17/1995

Come on, Jay. You know you made the quote of the day before, at least twice. Remember "They're long, but they're skinny?" or "You're going to have to do a lot more than that to make me stiffer and sorer than I already am."??? But I'm sure it was a sight, and I wish I'd have been there. We're all proud of you.

Now onto more important things. Like my Calculus test. I just got back my grade, and keep in mind, that my first test the last two times I took Calculus, I got a 71 and a 69 percent. Not this time. I just got it back and I got a 129/130!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HIGHEST GRADE IN THE WHOLE DAMN CLASS!!!!!!!! I don't know what percent that exactly is, but I know it's more than 99!! So don't even remind me of the 97 you got in Diffy Q, Foster. Study some more and get back to me. So I'm finally doing it right. It's gotta be the shoes.

I found out something quite interesting the other day that I thought you'd all appreciate. Does anybody know what the word "FUCK" means or where it originated? If you ever sat down to think about it, I doubted you could find anything. I always thought it was just a made up word. But now I know what it means thanks to what Greg (the guy you hardly know), who found out from Janelle (the girl I don't even know). "FUCK" originally stood for "Fornication Under the Consent of the King." There's a bit of trivia you can all bring home to your parents.

Well this quote of the day was a conversation I had over the summer, which I probably told all of you, but it's been a rather slow past few days. I hope you all enjoy it again, because it was REALLY funny when it happened. It takes place in Bennigans when me and two of my other friends walked in to find that two of our other friends were already there drinking something...

Quote Of the Day 10/17

Me: "What is that you're drinking."
Sharon: "It's a strawberry thingy."
Me: "Well, where is it in the menu? Can I find it under 'Strawberry thingy?'"
Waitress (who had just walked up): "No, here it is (points)."
I didn't think it looked too appealing.
Waitress: "So, can I get you your thingy?"
Me: "No, you can hold my thingy."

Everyone for at least three tables around us burst out laughing. The waitress blushed and went away to regain her composure or something.


The reason most women lock their doors at night,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/16/1995

Well, guys, I'm sure you already read this one (at least most of you) and I like it. I'm going to make that the quote of the day for today because I like it so much, and I'm kinda lazy. Another good RENFEST quote came from Johnny Fox, the sword swallower: "Oh, for those of you waiting for the balloon to came back up,... manyana." If you were there, you're laughing hard right about now, even though I'm just about positive I spelled "manyana" wrong. But here are Jay and the Balladeers with the...

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Quote Of the Day 10/16


Hey all!

This is very uncharacteristic of me I know, but I had a quote I just had to share. Many of you went to RENFEST either Sat. or Sun. There is a singing trio there called the Bawdy Balladeers. Jay, Cheryle, James, Jay and I went to see their show Sunday and Jay and I were in the front row. In the song "The Scotsman", one of the Balladeers decided to pick on Jay. The song is about a drunk Scotsman who makes the mistake of passing out on the side of a street and three women pass by. After admiring what God has given him under his kilt, they leave a blue ribbon tied up in a bow around his male member. Well, at the verse where they sing about that, they go into the audience and tie a bow around some man's finger (in this case Jay) and ask him to hold up his arm. Hence when they asked the following question, they got a very interesting answer:

"The question is, sir, how long can you keep it up?"
Jay replied, "How long do you want me to keep it up?"

One of the Balladeers dropped her tambourine and said, "I've been waiting my whole life for a man to ask me that question!"

I really enjoyed that and laughed for a full 5 minutes. I really wished that I had a video camera so I could've played it back for you all. I hope the written version is as funny as it was live!!

Shannonie

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Sitting on anthills with honey on my butt,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/15/1995

Hi. I'm back already. Did you miss me? I just thought I'd get a head start on today's so I don't have to run to the computer lab late at night again. Besides, this one's too good to wait. But first, bullshit. Now that volleyball season is over, I've got two new sports: soccer and basketball. Our soccer team looks to have promise. Our basketball team............... well let's just say our name is "The Sacrificial Lamb." But we'll have fun!!! Our first game is in the fieldhouse at 1:00 today (Sunday). By the time you read this, we'll have since played and lost. I'll get back to you tomorrow on just how bad it was. The Web also has a soccer game at 2:00 on Monday. If the fields don't dry off, it should be FUN!!!

Anyway, this one was irresistible and funny the moment I repeated it out of context. So here he is complete with foot in mouth...


Quote Of the Day 10/15

"One day I'll figure out how to get on your bed... Move your nuts."
-Scott (the Non-Factor) to Foster


Eating burritos and lighting my farts on fire,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...


P.S.- I don't know where that came from.
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Quote Of the Day 10/14/1995

Well, RENFEST, despite the rain, as a blast!!!! I had a lot of fun and to top things off, we got to ride home through a tornado! It was really cool. Usually rain comes down in drops one at a time. Well, this time, it just all came down as one vertical sheet. It's actually very interesting. You should see it sometime. We had to pull over to the side it was raining so hard. Funny thing is, we weren't nearly alone. There were cars lined all up and down the shoulder. It may have looked o the untrained observer like a tornado tailgate party.

Oh, yeah. The quote. Almost forgot. I had to take one from RENFEST, and there were so many good ones today. Ones about getting it up with one hand and Chris getting two woodys by the same girl in one day. But I thought I'd use a quote from my favorite performers of the day, Puke and Snot. If you go this year, or next year, or ever, I urge you to see these guys. They're good comedy. And so here you go,

Quote Of the Day 10/14

"Weep not for me, young lady. For it is better to have loved and lost than to sit naked on an anthill with honey on your butt."
-Puke and Snot


The brave (and not so dexterous) pink knight,
Sir Dustin.


Still Standeth Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/13/1995

Alright, I have to pretend a day has passed.

That should suffice. Well, you all missed a good Pimp-Daddies show. They did my song again (It's a pimp daddy day...a pimp daddy day...) and I was jumpin and screamin and stuff. It was cool as usual. I urge you guys to go see them, and I've already got three people who said they'd go see them if I convinced John to go. So now I've got to find a way to blackmail him or something.

This one I was there for. We were in the car on our way to Dundalk (beautiful little village), and Chris was trying to explain what his family was like...


Quote Of the Day 10/13

"My grandmother takes care of old people for money."
-Foster (Dissentarius)


Head of the Pimp Daddies fan club,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/12/1995

Alright guys, I'm going to stop slacking and from now on the quotes of the day will come to you on the day that they are labeled. Anyway, the Screaming Crickets, after defeating the Jumping Grasshoppers, braving it through "Sharq" infested waters, and even holding their own against the evil Zeebeetees, were stomped into a squished exoskeleton with guts squirting out by Slam Doggy Dog III. It wasn't all that close, but it was lots of fun with the exception of a split lip here and there (sorry Greg). And hey, we finished second out of 12 teams to start with, which is quite an accomplishment for a bunch of irate insects. And now we've got something else to drink out of. You can get shirts anywhere. Well, both the Crickets and Extendo should be out there again next year standing up to new challenges, but now...SOCCER!!! And I've got a little basketball team which has their first game Sunday. Don't be surprised if my body just falls apart before the term is over.

Well, this is another one I wasn't there for, but it's REALLY good. So here you go, gang...


Quote Of the Day 10/12

"You have to do her gently like you did me at first."
-Michelle (to Mikey (about Cheryle))?!?!?


No context needed.


Same bat time, same bat channel,
The Riddler.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/11/1995

OH MY GOSH!!!!! I'm sorry guys (especially Pat). I logged in to write the quote of the day for today and realized I hadn't done one from yesterday. Oops. Well, here's a quick summation on what happened yesterday. It was a huge emotional roller coaster ride. Extendo took the court against Omega Alpha. We took the first game in a best of three series. We dropped the second game. The third game was rally scoring (which I hate) and we were up the whole game. The score was 14-10 and all we needed was a point. Well, we got a bad call and then couldn't win a damn point and wound up losing 17-15. I was so unapproachable. Every molecule in my body felt like shit. I wanted to disappear and never do anything competitive again. I know it's only intramural volleyball, but maybe it's the way we lost. But I pulled together and we had fun during our coed game. And we overcame a 10-3 deficit and a mean jump serve to win the game and advance to the finals. That brought my spirits up a bit. It also helps that ZBT lost both games yesterday. So they won't even be getting a second place mug. HA HA HA!!!
I know none of you read the introduction anyway, but I like to vent. Yesterday was lobster day at the dining hall, and I wish I'd have been there for this quote but, here it is, the part you've been skimming over to find...


Quote Of the Day 10/11

"It's too slippery. I can't hold it."
-Shannonie (the Duchess)



Building a mountain out of Ju-Ju Bees,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/10/1995

O.K. guys, you got me. For those of you who don't know, I broke the cardinal rule of joke-telling, the one thing I preach over and over to all my pupils in yesterday's message. I was tempted to send out a disclaimer with it but I knew some people would catch me. The rule is "If at the end of a joke, you have to say 'Well, I guess you had to be there,' then you shouldn't have told the joke in the first place." Mike and Leigh were more than happy to point that out, and Mike, I was just trying to keep you on your toes. And yes, those are the 4 C's of humor. Write it down on your calendar guys. Yesterday was the first day in I don't know how long I was asleep before midnight. Yep, I slept through the turning of the day for definitely the first time this year. Don't worry. I won't make it a habit.

And we've got our SEMI-FINAL VOLLEYBALL GAME TOMORROW!!!!! Both my men's team and coed team play our semi-final game tomorrow. If we win, we'll probably play sometime Friday for the championship. If we lose, don't expect a happy Dustin to send you a nice quote of the day tomorrow. So if you are interested, our men's team plays at 1:00 in the Fieldhouse and our coed team plays at 3:00. Both should be good games, and again, we could use your support, even if it's just a warm vibe you send to me at around 1:10. Thanks.

Now for the actual quote. This one again came over a game of cards on a late Third South night. She says she wants to remain nice and innocent, but here she is for a second time with the...


Quote Of the Day 10/10

"Well, that's the way they bend when I... nevermind. You try doing it with one hand."
-Misti (Bubbles, Schnookeylumps)



Catch you later E-mail dudes,
Bill & Ted.
I mean Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/9/1995

Hello again!! It's like I never left, isn't it? Anyway, WHAT A GAME, EH??? For those of you who haven't heard, our coed team (The Screaming Crickets) had the first round of our playoffs today. We were to play "Who Cares" who ended up the season at 3 and 7, where we were 9 and 1. So it shouldn't have been this close. In a nutshell, they won the first game 15-13. We came back pissed off and took the second game 15-0. The third game was rally scoring and we were down 9-4 at one point. We made a dramatic comeback to finally win 16-14 and thus advance to the second round of the playoffs. We are playing that game at 3:00 in the Fieldhouse Wednesday if any of you want to show. Our mens team plays our second round playoff game (we had a first round bye) at 1:00 on the same day in the same place. They should both be exciting games and we could use anyone and everyone's support. Also, if you find out we lost either game, especially both, don't expect a good quote of the day on 10/11.

Alright, he was just put on this list and already he's made the quote of the day. We were at dinner today and we were talking about how I can be found in so many places at close to the same time. It's not all that funny, so I apologize, but I'm tired and don't care.


Quote Of the Day 10/9

"I'm convinced that there are more than one of you."
Jacy (Figaro) Something


I guess you had to be there,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/8/1995

Well guys, you'll be happy to know that my injury is going away little by little. Sorry I'm this late, but I had 2 mid-terms today and one big one in Calculus III tomorrow. And after that I've got to do some editing project. I'm sure I already mentioned this, but hey, I need to vent. I absolutely NEED to do well in this Calculus exam. This is my third damn time taking this course, I better know this like the back of my hand. And believe me, I know the back of my hand pretty darn well. (Oops, was that out loud?)

At any rate, this list of people just keeps getting longer and longer, so I hope I'm keeping up my job of entertaining all of you. Well, here you all go with this next...


Quote Of the Day 10/8

"Generally, if nothing's going on, that means Billy's thinking."
-Kadybug Springle


If there's one thing we all know about Billy, I think that's it, too.


He liked Calculus III so much he took it a third time,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/7/1995

Hi guys. It's been a while, hasn't it? Well, not much has happened in the past 5 or so hours, but one thing that did happen was rather painful. Everyone who was there or heard is probably laughing their heads off remembering the incident. And for those of you who heard a loud, REALLY LOUD scream last night and didn't know what it was, this was it:

We're playing hallway baseball and I come in as a relief pitcher after Mark just about walks the bases loaded. I strike out the first batter on 3 straight pitches. I get the next guy (Chris) to an 0 and 2 count. On the very next pitch, he swings his table leg (or whatever it was) and nailed the tennis ball harder than I'd ever seen a tennis ball go. And it came straight back at me. It bounced once, but the ball was too damn fast for me to be able to react. So not thinking I'd ever need an athletic supporter to play hallway baseball, I hit the ground crying and sucking my thumb in the fetal position, and apparently turned a shade of gray. People in the basement were awoken by the scream. The RA on duty got 5 verbal complaints. My mom called me up to ask if I was O.K. And in my pain, other people took pleasure. And to this, the peanut gallery exclaimed:

Quote Of the Day 10/7

"Two balls, one strike."
-Chris, Scott, and assorted other jokesters.



I'm sure I'm going to hear about this for the next couple of days, and I'll probably be feeling it for at least another week or so. Ironic how I played an entire game of softball today without an injury, and I get creamed the first hit of hallway baseball.


No longer still standing right here,
Dustin.

Quote Of the Day 10/6/1995

Hello again!!!! I'm riding on the top of the world right now. If it wasn't enough to have my mens and co-ed team (Extendo & The Screaming Crickets) go into the playoffs ranked number 1 in their respective divisions, our Good Guys team upset the undefeated Frozen Ropes in our softball tournament today to win us the championship and my first free T-shirt of the year!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for cheering us on Shannon, and for all youse that weren't there to see our impressive victory, thbthbthbthbthbthbthbthb!!!!!!!!!!! Your loss. So I'm feeling really giddy right about now. I've got no real desire to study for my 3 tests for this Monday and Tuesday, so I'm here at the computer lab spreading my joy to the rest of the E-mail users.

This quote will be especially appreciated by the people on this list that participated in that marathon Pictionary game last night. And if you weren't at dinner to here Ben's latest idea for party amusement, here it is... Sculptionary. He's going to get a whole bunch of Playdoh together and we're going to make up simple things and put them on cards. Like ball, cube, and penis. Don't quote me on this, but it should prove to be another failure. Anyway, here it is, from last night...


Quote Of the Day 10/6


Kate (as she pulls the next card): "MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!"
Matt: "Geez, I hope that's not the next one. I'll never be able to draw it."



I hate to think what the hell "Sculptionary" would inspire one to say.


Standing On Top Of the World,
Dustin.


or was it "Old Smokey?"

Quote Of the Day 10/5/1995

Hi guys!! Well I don't imagine anyone's seen this hard a rainfall since Noah. IT'S POURING OUTSIDE!!! I doubted we're going to have our softball game this Saturday now, but we'll see. And our mens volleyball team will finish either first or second, depending on how we do against SAE, and if ZBT beats Omega Alpha. I'll let you guys know. Anyway, I'm really tired and I haven't much better for the quote of the day than this, so here you go...

Quote Of the Day 10/5

Barnes: "Don't worry Benny. We're coming soon."
Benny: "Wow. Sounds like a fun game."


The third gunman,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/4/1995

Well, most of you got the dental quote of the month, and I'll mail it to those of you who didn't because it's really worth reading. Thanks mom. It would definitely make quote of the day, but everybody's seen it already.

Our intramural season is coming to a close and our co-ed team is already finished. Our mens team is 7 and 1 right now somewhere in the top 3 in the division, and our co-ed team's final record is 9 and 1. We are the number one seed coming out of the division. My head couldn't be bigger. I'll be posting when finals are for both teams when I find out. I won't make you come, but I could use your support. And if you don't want to come to see me, Earl's on our guys team. I know you guys like him better anyway.

If anyone went to bed early last night (3:00), you missed the best spontaneous quote of the day in a while. Stuff like this is my argument for staying up all night. You just don't get this kind of humor on 8 hours of sleep. And it never happens before 3 in the morning. And Chris is right, it's rather disappointing to walk into the lounge at 11:00 at night to see people studying. And just yesterday, I asked David to play spades and he said no!!! And it was before midnight. What's going on? I guess I need to move back. It's probably just a lack of good influence. But anyway, Misti was just saying last night how she wanted to make the quote of the day, and well, she did. She says she didn't quite want to make it like this, but I think that's just a front. And those of you who don't play Magic will be confused a bit here. But that might be good. Anyway, here she goes with her first ever quote of the day:


Quote Of the Day 10/4

"Well, I'm just going to have to go ahead and whack off your Timmy."
-Misti (blush)


There you have it. Vintage 4 A.M. humor for you.


The Honorary "Pink-Daddy,"
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/3/1995

Well, it's 9:20 and this is possibly the earliest I've done the quote in a while. For those of you who've replied to everyone on this list in the past few days, you've probably realized that Michigan's (Sarcastic Woman's) address has had problems. And when an address has problems, the Mailer Demons send you a message back telling you they can't send it. Well, I've taken the initiative to actually write the Mailer Demons. I just want to see if they'll reply, and believe me, I gave them something to read. I'll let you know how it turns out. And now...

Quote Of the Day 10/3

"We, the people of the jury of the commonwealth of [blah, blah, blah], find the defendant, Orathol J. Simpson not guilty."
-The people of the jury of the commonwealth of [blah, blah, blah],



Sorry, it had to be said.


There's justice for you,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/2/1995

This better not become a habit. Here I am in the computer room while the sun is coming up. It's very discouraging for sleep. You know, daylight. It's weird being in the computer lab COMPLETELY ALONE. It's just another reminder that I really am a loser (as if I need more). Well, I'm writing this damn thing and getting back to bed, so have fun, and thanks for keeping me company Doug. This one was said late tonight (last night) in the middle of a conversation as a reference to "Field Of Dreams." So here you go, yo...

Quote Of the Day 10/2

Addie: "If you eat them, they will come."


Wise words from someone who's actually supposed to be in charge of us.


A used condemn in the gutter of the information highway,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/1/1995

So we lost our softball game, but it doesn't matter because we play the same team in the finals next Saturday at 10:00 at the same place. And I can't begin to tell you all how much pain I'm in. It's more than I ever felt. My knee always acts up, but somewhere between volleyball, basketball, and softball, my elbow got screwed up and pain just shoots through my entire arm when I use it. A simple throw from left to short left me unable to use my right arm for 20 minutes. And by then, I had to make another throw. But it's in the name of intramurals, so hell with the pain!!! Long live the God Guys!! True I've got a week to recover, but I've got a volleyball game everyday this week!! I'm spent.
Sorry I lost track up there, but now onto the quote of the day before I fall asleep on this damn keyboard. This one has to do with Magic and its addictive nature, which I find appropriate because Misti just went out and bought $20 worth of cards this weekend. So here you have it...

Quote Of the Day 10/1

Kate: "You're going to have to have a long talk with Mikey about your addiction to this game."
Billy: "I don't mind repeating chemistry and calculus again."


There you have it, a perfect summation of the truth about Magic. If you don' believe us, just ask Mikey.


The battered and bruised,
The aching and sore,
The stupid enough to slide into home
with nothing but shorts on,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...