Friday, March 1, 1996

The Relativity of Stop Signs

You ever look at a lava lamp when it's off? It's disgusting. It looks like a curled up fetus. Not to be disgusting, but it does. Sorry. Anyway, this quote comes from a person who is on this mailing list for the first time today. It's a friend from back home. You'll probably all get to meet him if you're going to STOMP!!. He's cute and single for all you eligible women out there, but he's not too bright. This is the guy who, when driving through Norristown (parts of it look like inner city Philadelphia), leans out the window, and says in his best little kid, innocent, high pitched voice; "Look. A Drug deal!" Thank God the light turned green at that instant or we may not be here today. Well, this quote pretty much outta tell you how he drives, and I don't care how crazy any of you think you are driving, Joe is crazier. Or stupider, it's hard to tell. Anyway, here's his philosophy on driving laws...


Quote Of the Day 3/1

"Stop signs are relative to the speed you're going."
-Joe from home


Spitting on the fire of loneliness,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

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