The Trouble With Pop Flies

ANOTHER IMPOSTER!!! WHEN WILL IT END!!! Alright, I have to let that one slide because it was really funny when it happened and I kind of gave Chris my permission. BUT NO MORE!!! I'm back on track here. The pope has returned from sabbatical and is ready and willing to excommunicate anyone willing (and a few I just feel deserve it). And I'm starting with a certain job-stealin' free freelance lancer. If he's not just a freelancing carcass when Smiley gets through with him.

Anyway... yesterday, not only do all my troubles seem so far away, but we were playing softball against the only other undefeated team in the league. The Violators!!! Scary, isn't it? Well, we're winning like 6 to pi/2 or something (irrelevant), and Augsburger hits a pop fly between the shortstop and the left fielder. Long story short, they collide giving each other concussions, with blood all over the place (I never said it was a pleasant story). About fifteen minutes later, the police car drives up from all the way over in Jibib and we were curious as to why they didn't just come from the campus police station right directly about 50 feet behind us (not an exaggeration). To this, Earl says jokingly:


Quote Of the Day 4/29

"Campus police don't cover this area."
-The big guy with lots of RBI's.


Anyway, to continue the story, the guys still remained just lying there until the ambulance came a good 20 minutes after then. When the ambulance finally showed up, they were both conscious and as they were both about to be taken away to the hospital overnight, when the shortstop, having now heard what had happened during the play, said...


Quote Of the Day 4/30

"You mean you ran into me, and you didn't even catch the ball!!!"
-Some unlucky shortstop



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