Valentines Quickie

Well, the day is coming. Buy your flowers and candy now!! Or your beer and Smack Ramen noodles, depending on what you're planning to do that night. And if any of you know any single girls out there, tell them sorry, but I'll be busy Wednesday. I have to prepare for the coming of Goser. Bad timing. Well, since I know none of you read this crap unless it's really short, I'll cut off now and give you today's...

Quote of the Day 2/12/96

"Chocolate syrup comes off really easily in the shower. I know!!"
-Kadybug "Dickless" Springle


Looking for the other five monkeys,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...