THE BUNGLING
IDIOTS STRIKE AGAIN!!! They had some doubts whether or not we were still
around. We haven't let the idiot side of us surface in a while. But rest
assured!!! The bungling idiots are back and they haven't missed a stride.
Earlier today, John and I were in different classes, and after he got out of
his class rather late, I wanted to show him some pictures I had done on the
computer. So I peeked in this classroom to see that there were just a bunch of
people sitting around silently seemingly waiting for the teacher to show up. So
we walked straight in trying to be quick as to get done our business before the
teacher got there. Well, by the time we had both walked to the completely
opposite end of the room, everyone was staring at us. A redhead asked if he
could help us. (The thing about art classes is that you can't tell the teacher
apart from the students because the students are of all ages, and the teacher
is usually pretty young anyway.) So it turns out that the redhead was the
teacher. I wittingly replied something like "Oh, are you trying to conduct
a class here?" To which he snottingly replied yes and everyone else was
laughing at the two of us as we left in embarrassment. So the Bungling Idiots
were most recently spotted at the computer labs.
Anyway, the quote. This one arose in the car when Greg
and I were going to see American President. The quote is only funny if you know
Greg and his reputation for conning us some free pizzas and sneaking into the
dining hall, so sorry to everyone who doesn't know him. But the quote here came
when Greg was talking about his new unexplainable and uncharacteristic change
he's been going through:Quote Of the Day 2/13
"...and you know what I've been doing a lot recently? This honesty shit. It's been costing me a lot of money!!"
-Greg "the Scammer"
By the way, I'm going to be wearing pants a lot more in the future, so try and keep the reactions of "OH my God, what are they?" or "Are you feeling O.K.?" as best as you can. I guess I'll be able to tolerate stuff like "Boy, you look good in those pants!" or "Damn, do you look good in those pants!" and even "Jeez! You know you look good in those pants!" Just don't be all too surprised though.
Avoiding comments about monkeys,
Screaming Cricket.
Sleeping With the Television On...
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