Quote Of the Day 11/30/1995

You know, I was just recently noticing one luxury we had in high school that we don't have in college. Clocks. I had a clock in every damn room in my high school, including the bathrooms, and i can't find a single damn one of them here at college. At least in the academic buildings. If you are up late editing your final project and don't have a watch on (which I don't imagine too many of you are), you're screwed! I didn't know what time it was until I walked out of the building finally and the sun was coming out. Just thought I'd point that out to you guys and give you something to think about for the next 15 seconds. And now for...


Quote Of the Day 11/30

"Is it just me, or does the air taste funny?"
-Chris Ausburger


I was there, and I don't know what the hell he was talking about.


Performing colonoscopic surgery on my friends,
Dustin.


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Quote Of the Day 11/29/1995

So it snowed. But it didn't last all that long. If you tried to go sledding, the snow had probably melted by the time you got down to the bottom of the hill. Still, nothing like the "Ice Storm of '94." Now that was good sledding weather and for some of us (Rachel), dangerous sledding weather. But what's fun without a few minor injuries? Now what was I doing... OH YEAH!!! THE QUOTE!!! Almost forgot. This is another one of those up all night, not really thinking, taken out of context, sleeping with the in-laws quotes. Or something...


Quote Of the Day 11/29

"Now I can fuck Dave in just about every color."
-Scott "the non-factor" Rappaport


Miles to go before I sleep,
Dustin.


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Quote Of the Day 11/28/1995

You know, Maryland weather baffles me. For those of you who don't live around here, it hasn't gone above 50 for the past month (about). The past few days, it's been 65 and sunny. It felt like Spring. Until around 4:00 today when the temperature dropped 15 degrees in an hour and winds from hell picked up, only to have the temperature rise back up again tonight and start raining. So how the hell am I supposed to dress? I guess I'll wear my warm pair of shorts for a while. Well, I'll spare you guys my latest injury, since some people here (Kate) don't care at all for my well-being and would just much rather have me skip right to the quote. So here it is, all the way from PA...


Quote Of the Day 11/28

"It doesn't matter how much I suck, just as long as it's me who's sucking."
-Janelle (via Greg)


Watching the dead decompose,
Dustin (Floyd of the Fiandacas).


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Quote Of the Day 11/27/1995

Well, I hope everybody had a pleasant Thanksgiving. Mine was if nothing else, interesting. The power went out in our uncle's house, so we had to put all of our food in different neighbor's houses to cook. It was like a bad episode of Perfect Strangers, only funny. Also, for those of you who didn't know, this is a message to inform you all that there is now a doctor among us. That's right. Sedge, Colossus, The Big Man is now into Maryland Medical School and we're all so proud of him. In fact, I'm so proud, I made him the subject of the quote of the day, which occurred when John, him, and I were studying(?) for the Roman World one day...


Quote Of the Day 11/27

"Sure, Matt. You can grip things for us."
-Tonto Sleepyhead


Eating leftover turkey milkshakes,
Dustin.


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Quote Of the Week 11/24/1995

Hi everyone. Sorry I'm being so cheap here, but I haven't had time, and we aren't going to be here that long this week, so we only get one quote this week. And it's not even all that good. But before the quote, I just wanted to wish you all to have a Happy Turkey Day. And remember, don't eat your cranberry sauce before your turkey, and DO NOT eat too much stuffing or you'll be too full for the good stuff (I make the same mistake every year except with mashed potatoes). The pilgrim police will be around just to make sure you're not violating any of the Turkey Eating
Rules, so be extra careful!!!
If you saw me in the lounge yesterday, you saw me "working" on my video project. For those of you who are oblivious, I tried doing this design with chopped up nuts on the table. It probably won't work, but if nothing else, it gave us the...


Quote Of the Week

"I had no intention of touching your nuts."
-Ray (the big black cheerleader guy)


Doing the noble thing,
Dustin.


FIANDACA!!!!
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Quote Of the Day 11/17/1995

REDEMPTION!!! Well, we won our third coed football game, which makes us 1-1-1. And I think we're automatically in the playoffs. At any rate, the humorous antics came after the game. Greg was fooling around with Danielle and a friend, when her friend asked...


Quote Of the Day 11/17

Friend: "If you were a candy bar, what would you be?'
Greg: "A snickers bar."
Friend: "Why, because you're nuts are so satisfyingly delicious?"


HEY!!! If anybody on this list would like to go see Wayward Sun tomorrow night, write me back sometime or come and find me. And if anybody could give me a ride too, I'd appreciate it. ;) And if anybody tried to send me mail yesterday, sorry. My account is apparently too full so I had to delete a few useless files. I started with yours, Laura. I hope you don't mind. ;)

Sore and battered and wanting more,
Dustin.


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Quote Of the Day 11/16/1995

Well, everybody just missed a really exciting show from the Pimp-Daddies. But more importantly, you guys missed Everyday At Six. They were like the young Boss-Tones but different. My body's sore, my foot is numb, and I think I hurt my knee, but it was for the cause of
music.

At any rate, this quote came the day John and Mikey came to my apartment to shoot his video project. That, by the way, doubled the number of guests I have had in my apartment. Anyway, we were talking about the relevance of John's scene to his project, and in a voice only John can do, he said...


Quote Of the Day 11/16

"It doesn't have to make sense. It's for an art class!"
-Tonto Sleepyhead


Well, John and I can appreciate it.


Spitting into the wind,
Dustin.


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Quote Of the Day 11/15/1995

Well, for those of you concerned and aware, I didn't dislocate my shoulder. I pulled or stretched a tendon in it or something. It's either better or worse, depending on who I talked to, but most of the people who told me it was better than a dislocation were my friends and I have reason to believe they were just trying to make me feel better. Thanks anyway.

Well this quote is just more of that lunchroom humor we're so commonly accustomed to. It's just one of those boring sexual references again that requires no introduction. So without further introduction...


Quote Of the Day 11/15

Misti: "Do you think I can fit the whole thing in my mouth?"
Greg: "I've actually never had a girl ask me that question before."


Wiping with my left hand,
Dustin.


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Quote Of the Day 11/14/1995

It's amazing how a perfect pass and an acrobatic catch can just totally take the life out of a defender. Well, we lost in a pretty pathetic game. But we had fun. And the game contained one of the most awkward punt returns of intramural history. Everyone is encouraged to come out to watch our game Friday at 1:00. It should be fun if nothing else. Well, maybe a little cold too.

And I didn't think I could do any better than my last Calculus test where I got 129/130, but how about 160/160? Well, it's about time, eh? Now I've got to invent a video project somehow. Ideas are welcome.

But enough, it's quote time. This one came after we watched Greg's Gordon Elliot appearance in Kate's room. This is exactly what we heard on QVC between when we stopped the VCR and when we turned off the TV...


Quote Of the Day 11/14

"It's more expensive to set them vertically than it is to set them horizontally."


Use your imaginations, guys.


Enjoying the Maryland weather,
Wet Cricket.


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Quote Of the Day 11/13/1995

Afternoon, everyone. So, how about that party, eh? Well, you can't say it wasn't exciting. Hell of a first impression, wasn't it Leigh? Anyway, let's just remember in the future not to have a party around  November 12. For those of you who don't know, a year ago this November 12 was Swet's party. A few originals tried to remember back to two years ago, but we don't think anything quite exciting as this year or last year happened. It was kind of a dull year as far as drinking incidents go. But let's not dwell on it. Besides, the Good Guys team has a co-ed football game today at 3:00 and everyone's support is welcomed. We are playing an undefeated team. Actually, they haven't even played a game yet, and out of 5, there's only 1 team in the league that isn't undefeated, but nevertheless, they are still undefeated. So bring your jacket, your earmuffs, and a small portable heater if you've got one and root us on (please?).

No intro needed...


Quote Of the Day 11/13

"One day when you have a few weeks, I'll tell you."
-Mikey


Dreaming about making mud pies with my toes,
Screaming Cricket.


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Quote Of the Day 11/11/1995

First of all, Dave, that was hilarious! I never laughed so hard at a message before. You're right, I do have an unfair advantage being the guy who writes the quote of the day. I can censor out the stupid things that I say and instead just embarrass you guys. Well, I guess SuperDave, or whatever his user name is today, is just trying to see that I'm just as vulnerable as the rest of the gang. Darn! Foiled again!!! Well, our co-ed football team played ZBT the other day. At the end of a very uneventful game, we went away tied 0-0. But on a more humorous note, we had a mens football game today. We played the same team that knocked us out of the playoffs in volleyball, so I had some revenge to hand out. Our 40-6 loss hardly avenged me. But we had fun. And that's what really counts. Or at least that's what I'll try and convince myself.

This quote was one of the funniest I've heard in a long while. This quote also occurred during Dave, Bijou, and my Thursday night club 'till breakfast Magic game. I refuse to give any more context because it's much more funny without it. Here you guys go...


Quote Of the Day 11/11

"All the time I had my penis, I did not know I could do that."
-Bijou


I swear we were just playing Magic.


Spitting Ju-ju bees at the movie screen,
Dustin.


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Quote Of the Day 11/10/1995

Of all the famous quotes from numerous people that Dustin's been using for the Quotes Of The Day, I don't recall any of them being his own quotes. Anyway, last night as we were playing Magic (Oh no!) Dustin has his Wall of Wonder out and forgets to attack me. And so here is my contribution to the...


Quote Of the Day 11/10



"Oh shit, I forgot to whack all over you."
-Nitsud (he who is known for his shorts)



Carefully avoiding the pink knight,

SuperDave




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Quote Of the Day 11/9/1995

Well, soccer season ended and football season began today, as one could probably tell just by looking at the lack of skin on my legs now. Our soccer team had a great showing today with a few unfortunate goals scored against us. It was a hard fought battle which our score of 3-1 doesn't quite show. But it's hard to defend a shot that goes through a defender's legs and into the far corner of a goal. I think luck was just with them today. But now we've got new nifty mugs to drink out of. And the football game against ZBT was a pretty uneventful 0-0 tie. Good job. I think.

Well, I'm stretching a little for the quote of the day today because I can't remember many good lines recently, so this one came in a conversation I was having over the computer, and if you go to Chris' party Saturday, you just might meet her (not beat her, Yelnick). So here she is, in her debut appearance on...


Quote Of the Day 11/9

"See!! Look at what you've rubbed off on me!"
-Leigh "Crutch"


Sleeping in the car,
Dustin.


P.S.- Somebody wake me up when we get there



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Quote Of the Day 11/8/1995

Well, I've had two entries for quote of the day yesterday, so I'll start with today. And maybe it's just because I haven't hung around you for a while and I'm out of practice Yelnick, but I didn't get you damn joke at all! I guess maybe you have to be into the world politically or something. And for those of you who got Dave's last message about Jazzmina, everything followed up until the point where Dave signed off and said "I gotta go study." So, Dave, I'm just wondering if the whole message was just a joke or if it was just that part.

Well, this quote of the day comes from everybody's least favorite scribe (just kidding, Scott). It was a conversation on the way to lunch one day about dating when Barney tried to give Scott a little compensation by saying something like there are plenty of fish in the sea...


Quote Of the Day 11/8

"Yeah, but I'm still looking for my rod."
-Scott (the stud)


Picking raisins from my teeth,
Screaming Cricket.


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Quote Of the Day 11/3/1995

Well, guys. It's the end of Laura week here, so I dug up one from her distant past. Most couples, when dating, say sweet things to each other when they are alone. Such as "Your eyes sparkle with the  light of a thousand stars," or "Being with you is better than running a Boston," and other stuff like that. You get the point. Well, this is Laura's attempt to be sweet:

Quote Of the Day Last Friday

"You're a very chewable person, but if you were dead, I don't think I'd eat you."
-Bertha (inside joke)


Just remembering it brings tears to my eyes.


Taking it all in stride,
Dustin.


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Quote Of the Day 11/2/1995

Hi. It's been a while, hasn't it. Well, for those of you who don't know, our championship soccer game has been postponed until tomorrow at 1:00. Also, for those of you who don't know, it's supposed to rain until then. And for the totally oblivious, we made it to the finals!!!! It was a grueling and wet fight that came down to penalty kicks, and we came out ahead. Thankfully all their shooters shot their  shots wide. Of course, I like to think that I scared the ball away from the goal. But that's just mostly to make myself feel better. Anyway, great job to all who played. We truly looked spectacular in every  aspect. And had Greg not scored that goal on us, we'd have had a perfect game. But enough about our soccer game, let's do that funky quote of the day thing we do so oh funky well...

Quote Of the Day Last Thursday

Kate (to Billy): "Don't put your hand in there!! Laura's got a knife."


Take my word for it Billy, she will use it. (Just kidding) ;)


Swinging blindly at the curve balls,
Screaming Cricket.


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Quote Of the Day 11/1/1995

First of all, there will be no taking of my job, GOT THAT!!! Sorry I haven't been loyal to the quote of the day, but I actually went 5 days without checking my E-mail. But now I'm back, and first thing I've gotta do is finish up Laura week (And you thought I'd forgotten about it, didn't you honey? (-: ). But first, in case anyone was looking for me last night, I'll tell you why you couldn't find me: I WAS AT A GREEN DAY CONCERT!!!!!! That's right. Just me, Billy Jo, and a whole bunch of people smoking pot and bursting into spontaneous mosh pits right where I happened to be. I actually (with the help of Leonard) crowd surfed! It was kind of cool. But you want to hear Laura and her quote of the day I'm sure. So here it is:

Last Friday, a few people were walking to our soccer game, and it didn't look as if we were going to have enough girls to play. So Kate suggested that Dave dress up as a girl...


Quote Of the Day Last Wednesday

Kate: "Oh, wait a minute. Dave doesn't have boobs."
Billy: "So, neither does Laura."


Caught in the spontaneous mosh pit of life,
Screaming Cricket.


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