Too Many Cooks...

Hey everybody. I'm going to take the first part of this message to tell you all that Jason and I are having a party at our apartment tomorrow (Friday) night. Alcohol will be permitted, encouraged, and given out for free with the donation of a little money. And there is also a maximum ratio of Jessup people to normal people at 1 to 4. So for every person Joe brings (girls not included in this scenario), there must be 4 normal people. Joe is considered a Jessupian and Russ isn't. If the ratio ever exceeds that number, I'm afraid some Jessup guys are gonna have to leave. Also, there is a hard limit of 12 Jessup creatures.

OK, here are the directions:

695 North toward Towson from UMBC
40 West (it's the second exit. The one toward Ellicott City)
Keep going.
Lots of lights.
Double T on the right.
A Pizza Hut on the left.
Patapsco State Park.
You'll go down and up a big hill.
Then you'll go down and up a small hill.
Last, you'll go down and up a medium hill.
You leave Patapsco State Park and start seeing stuff other than trees and that scary median divider thingy on the left.
There's a big sign that says "SIGNAL AHEAD" or something like that. It's the first signal after Patapsco State Park.
Make a right at the signal they are referring to.
You are going to go through a small shopping center.
At the bottom of the next hill, there's a light.
When you go through the light, you have entered Town & Country Apartments.
Make the third right (not the third reich).
Go down the hill and make the second left (the two lefts are directly in succession of each other. The first is a parking lot, the one you want is a road that winds around to the right.
Follow that road around and make the first right.
Park.
Our apartment complex is the one on the left when entering the parking lot that way. We are all the way on the left closest to the road you just came up on and on the basement floor.
8840 A, Town & Country Apartments - (410) 480-9439.
Got it?

We're probably going to start the little gig around 9 or so, but the real party gets started when I get back from volleyball practice at 10:30. There better be some cool non-Jessup people there when I get there. You don't have to wear a costume, but if you do, you have a better chance of looking like a complete social outcast. Hell, if you want, you could all raid my wardrobe and go as me. We should be OK, so long as nobody brings a black light. Well, I hope to see most of you there, and if you feel like bringing candy (or alcohol, or anything else), I'm not going to stop you. Unless it's Jessup candy.


Quote Of the Day 10/23/98

"Too many cooks spoil the brothel."
-Unkie Raj


There were a few better entries this time. The runner-up this week comes all the way from California, when Raysin Gyrl wrote in "Too many cooks, too little pot." That one especially hits home because I happen to know what the cooks at Bennigans do in the walk-in. But I had to side with any entry creatively and correctly using the word "brothel." But would they really spoil it? I think they might liven it up. Especially if they brought those long-ass spatulas. Oh well, here's something to think about for next week...

"It is better to have loved and lost..."

This one should be pretty good. And try to be tactful out there. Actually, screw tact. Tact doesn't sell. Get funky.

See you on the flip side,
The Extendinator.


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