Monday, April 7, 1997

Stages of "In Trouble"

As a general rule, if you're about to drink from a water fountain that you've never drunk out of before, push the button all the way in first, just so you know what you're in store for. I'm sure you all know this anyway, but it's probably worth the extra 3 seconds of your life.

Well, a bunch of us ate dinner tonight. Actually, I'm sure almost all of us ate dinner tonight, but I'm referring explicitly to those who ate with me. Anyway, Carl and Kalola (apologize about sp. if wrong) were there and Carl decided to talk in his girly voice and make fun of Kalola for a while when she then informed him "In case you were wondering, yes, you are in trouble." Eddie decided to cut in then with some insight on getting in trouble with the woman around the guys.


Quote Of the Day 4/7

"Well, Carl, since you're already in trouble, you might as well look cool in front of your friends..."
-The would-be women's high jump national champion



I've been there Carl. And Eddie, though he means well, is wrong here. There are a few more stages after "in trouble" that you really don't want to see. Trust me.


The would-be women's pentathlon national champ,
Mr. Whistlehead.


Still Standing Right Here...

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