I
have lost all desire to shower anymore. I'm just warning you guys ahead of
time, because I do hang out with Andrew a lot and the two of us together could
be too much for the senses. Seriously though. I wake up 7 minutes before class
starts, so I don't really have time to shower there. And I go straight to lunch
from class, and by then, I really don't feel the need to shower. I've already
seen 75% of the people I will see today, and they saw me all covered in scum,
so why change when they already know what I look like naturally. It's never
said it was a great theory. I also play so many damn sports that by the time I
get home from one, I have to go to another, or I'll go out to play basketball
at night, and then I get back so tired, I pass out on the futon until I dry off
and then have no energy and just go to bed and start the cycle all over again.
I have no idea why I just shared all that with you. The only reason I feel safe
is that I know at least half of you guys do the same thing.
Well, speaking of Dumb and Uglier, I was playing worms (cool computer game
where worms take the law into their own hands) with Andrew and he was about to
do something that looked to be really stupid (just take my word for it). Turned
out that it was. But before he did it, I asked him exactly what the hell he
thought he was doing. To this, he correctly replied...
Quote Of the Day 2/27
"This is the last refuge of the incompetent."
-the better half of Dumb & Uglier
Strangely enough, that's the last thing I remember my chiropractor saying.
Queen Bitch of the Banchees,
Screaming Cricket.
Still Standing Right Here...
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