Bidays and Ass Holes

You never realize how purposeful a biday* is until you have one of those really disgusting craps where you have to wipe your ass for half an hour until you're out of toilet paper and your butt is redder than the ozone layer (trust me, it's red).
Sorry to open with that, but I felt that talking about assholes was the perfect way to introduce Andrew to the quote of the day. This happened a long while ago, back before the middle finger became a sign of friendship on the hall. A few of us barged into Dumb and Uglier's room at about 1:00 in the morning or something like that and we found Andrew under the covers with no shirt or socks on, and looked just about naked. Well, while most of us were still in shock, someone was brave enough to ask him if he had any clothes on...


Quote Of the Day 2/25

Somebody: "Do you have any clothes on under there?"
Andrew: "Yeah... one."


We didn't bother to find out which one.


Walking the tightrope,
Extendo.



*Biday- don't know how it's supposed to be spelled, but it's that french thing that shoots water up your ass. Not to be confused with the douchay.


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