Quote Of the Day 9/30/1995

Well, it's 5:48 in the AM and I just left Susquehanna to come over to the computer lab and do you guys know why? It's because of my DAMN STINKING LOYALTY TO THIS QUOTE OF THE DAY THING!!!! So you guys better be happy or I'm going to have to put the smack down. GOT IT?!?! Anyway, for those that care (those who don't can skip to the next paragraph), our softball team went 2 and 0 today (yesterday)!! We beat a bunch of hungover ZBT whiners and the UMBC cricket club. At one point in the game, a guy actually hit the ball and started heading to the pitcher's mound with the bat. It left our pitcher quite confused and rather astonished. If I'd been in his position, I'd have curled up in the fetal position and prayed for my life. At any rate, we have a game tomorrow (today) at 12:15, so if you guys want to come out and cheer us on (this pertains to only those of you in this state, and I guess Michigan can be excluded too), then we'll be on the library field. But I don't imagine any of you will check your E-mail between now and then, so I'll get back to you with tomorrow's quote and let you all know (again, only those that care), how we did.

Down to business. Today's quote comes to us as an accident, as most quotes do, from the dining hall. This is that big, cuddly guy we all know and love (not you Earl, the other one) with a conversation foh-pa and I don't care how you really spell that word because I hate the French (sorry Leigh). Alright, I'm done with all the parentheses, I swear. So, now, introducing...


Quote Of the Day 9/30

"Giese's balls stink."
-Barney (not the purple one)



And there you have it, the truth from his former roommate himself. Until tomorrow fellas,


The man. The myth. The idiot.
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 9/29/1995

Wow!!! It's amazing how many good quotes came up in a four hour outing of spades!! I'm set for at least the whole weekend. And Kate, that guy Greg (Vince), who doesn't want to be called Gertrude is a guy on our volleyball team, so no, you don't know him. Feel better? He's a real nice guy, but I hesitate to bring him up here because he smells REALLY bad!!

Well, now for what we're here for, the quote of the day. This is another conversation over a game of spades. Listen to me now, and remember me later, and don't try and make sense of it because it'll only  get you frustrated. Think whatever you want and take it however you want to, but regardless, here is...


Quote Of the Day 9/29

Addie: "Earl, I didn't say you could play me."
Earl: "Yeah, but Doug's got a boner and you can't pull shit."



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America's 11th Most Wanted,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 9/28/1995

Hello again and thank you for all the replies (with one possible Prickboy exception). First of all, I'll apologize again for the blandness of yesterday's quote, but for those of us who've been here for the past 3 years, as Jay and Rachel will attest to, it needed to be said. So any more complaints (Doug) should be taken up with them. Secondly (Kate), if you didn't notice Billy’s name on my list, you're blind. It's right up there after Dancing Ben's address and it was there yesterday, too. And Brian's name is now on there, but you never told me his address before yesterday. So booger on you!!! Well, I've gotten a few suggestions for quotes of the day already, and keep them coming, as I don't have all that much material to work with. But this one's a conversation that took place earlier in the year that ought to live up to Doug standards of disgustingness:

Quote Of the Day 9/28

Foster: "...I don't know. Check my drawers."
Kadybug: "But, Chris, there's nothing in your drawers."



There you go, Doug. One right up your alley. Or should I say the gutter. At any rate, until tomorrow peoples...


Love, Pina Coladas, and the Muppet Dance,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...
Well, A Little To the Left So That Doug Can Sit Down...

Quote Of the Day 9/27/1995

Hey guys. I'm back!!! And I've got quotes like they're going out of style. Now you old hands may notice some new blood on my mailing list, so bear through the introduction as I have to explain the quote's history to help the rookies to fully appreciate it.
Last year, I took it upon myself to add a little dose of daily whatever into everyone's life. Every day I'd take a quote, usually from something somebody we all know said, and I'd introduce it and just improvise. Quotes ranged from social commentary to sexual innuendos taken WAY out of context. Examples of two of my favorite from last year follow:


"If I ever understand Beck, I'll kill myself."
-John Sears (Tonto Sleepyhead)


"The question is 'do YOU have balls?' I only have one."
-SuperDave


The latter of the two up there is an example of something REALLY out of context, and most quotes take on this form. So have fun, write back, and let me know if you know anyone I forgot to put on, or if you don't want to be on this list. Now with no further adieu...



Quote Of the Day 9/27


"No one really likes each other. We all just sort of used to."
-Mark Asplen (Darwin Whaleboy)


Before anyone says anything, I know this isn't one of my better ones, but I didn't want to start out too strong, and it needed to be said. And granted, it makes a lot more sense to the 8 or so of us that were there. Stick with me. I promise I'll be back tomorrow with a better one. Comments and suggestions are welcome.


Love, pink hats, and volleyballs,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...