Quote Of the Day 10/31/1995

It's that time of the year again. The time where everybody starts replying with little stupid one-line pointless remarks and other people get really annoyed because their mailbox is filled up with these dumb little messages and if one goes away for the weekend, he will come back to find 54 messages that he doesn't want to have to page through. And so they ask to be taken off the mailing list of certain people, but the problem is that these people don't have a mailing list. They reply to mine. So the only way to conceivably avoid getting all these messages would be to be taken off my mailing list. I understand that the quote of the day, be it cute and everything, may not be worth all of the hassle of getting up to 54 messages in 4 days. So reply to me personally, and I can take you off the quote of the day list. Or I could make my own separate list of people who don't want to get annoyed. But I'm warning you all right now. If you cancel your free subscription to "Quote Of the Day" Magazine, you'll miss daily vintage Laura such as this...

Quote Of the Day 10/31

"This feels so cool!!! Billy!! Come here and put your hands in this!"
-Head of the Polygamy Club


I know I'm going to get shit for that little addition of mine. Sorry Laura, you know how I really feel. ;) And let me know what you want to do about the list thing.


A tumor in the brain of justice,
The Riddler.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/30/1995

Hey guys!!! I'm back, whether you like it or not. And this week, I'm going with a theme. IT'S LAURA WEEK!!!! Aren't you all excited? That means that Laura has said enough stupid things in the past week that I can make fun of her for the next five days straight! Is anyone really surprised? O.K. I hope you all enjoyed the "best of" week. Or at least tolerated it.

In other news, our basketball team had our last game on Sunday. And boy, did we do well!!!! After 4 consecutive 14-6 losses, we came back in our last game to lose 14-11!! We were so excited. Congratulations, guys. We did it. Sort of. And on the same note, our guys team plays in the first round of the playoffs tomorrow. Maybe we'll score our first goal or something. And our co-ed team plays Wednesday at 1:00. We may actually win this one(?!?!?!?) But enough about me. You all really just want to hear Laura make an ass out of herself, right? So here it is...

Quote Of the Day 10/30

"I just wanted to see how far Billy would go and keep eating."
-Everybody's favorite angel.



The only guy not trying to pick up SuperDave,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 10/22/1995

Hello again guys. Sorry I haven't kept up with the quote of the day, but I haven't been on E-mail all that recently. And I've decided to take a sort of sabbatical. I probably won't have all that much time and thought to merit a good quote of the day, so I'm taking a week or so off after this one. But don't worry, loyal fans. Rather than completely deprive you of the quote which a few of you look forward to (and some of you just methodically delete), I'm going to, for the remainder of my sabbatical, run a "best of" series, where I'll just dust off some old quotes of the day. So those of you who have seen them before can relive them, and those of you who haven't will laugh like it just happened. I hope you enjoy them and I should be back soon. And if anyone has copies of the first few quotes of the day, I'd like them. I only have the ones starting from "quote of the day 3/7" last year. Thanks a bunch.

Well, I was originally going to start the reruns today, but Sedge just walked in here talking about bowling on Sunday, and he said something that just had "QUOTE OF THE DAY" written all over it. So here's the big man we hardly see anymore with his second...

Quote Of the Day 10/22


"Him and Doug are like professionals. They have their own balls. I had like this pink thing with five holes in it."
-The Sedge (Colossus)


I know you're still laughing,
Screaming Cricket.


I know many people
Have stood where I stand
I've been searching for years now
For just one honest man
People tell me I can trust them
And then they'll play their little games
And then I tell then I'll be faithful
And sometimes I act the same.

But I've tried and I've tried,
And I've lied and I've lied,
Still Standing Right Here...

-Lyrics by Dustin Fisher

Quote Of the Day 10/19/1995

And here's the quote of the day for today (Gee, it's like no time has passed at all). Greg and I went shopping today and I feel bad because he says so many clever things, but none of them really merit quote of the day status. But this one I thought was especially funny. We're looking in one of those outdoor hiking stores for a jacket for him, and we pass this heavy winter flannel-wannabe coat with such an ugly pattern. Greg points to it and turns to me and says...

Quote Of the Day 10/19

"Look, Dustin. Somebody shot a couch."
-Gertrude


Well, I thought it was funny.


Still Standing Right Here,
Dustin.


Wait, I did that backwards...

Quote Of the Day 10/18/1995

Well, I told everyone I would stop slacking and I haven't been true to my word. I guess I'll always be a procrastinator. Anyway, I've no real news to tell anyone, except that this is the literally the first time in the last 3 1/2 weeks that I've had two consecutive days off from intramurals. My body thanks me as it writhes in pain. And I went to see Batman Forever last night. It was still really cool. The plot sucked, but the special effects were great and Nicole Kidman was in it. Case closed. I did not, however, go in full Riddler costume. When I went to put it on, I noticed that I was missing my cane, gloves, and most importantly, my mask. So I just went as regular old me. No one seemed to mind too much. Well, here IS the...

Quote Of the Day 10/18

"It's the car, right. Chicks dig the car."
-Val Kilmer as Batman


For the full effect for those of you who were there, picture me typing the words and then have them appear on the screen two to three seconds later.


The Royal Palace's favorite court jester,
The Riddler.
Nitsud.


Still Standing Right Here...