Quote Of the Day 3/31/1995

Well, this time I'm really late, but I didn't have a particularly good day yesterday. Anyway, a few of us know that we have a stranger among us this weekend, and she's already gotten a little intimate with Earl...


Quote Of the Day 3/31

Michigan: "Your bat is pretty small."
Earl: "Yeah, but it's rock solid."



The court jester of the Royal Palace,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 3/30/1995

Well, I searched and searched, and I think I found a quote that, if it doesn't exceed yesterday's, at least equals it. And here they are, those talkative people who won't shut up in the back of your music class: Kate and Shannon having a conversation earlier today:

Quote Of the Day 3/30

Kate: "That's so big! How can you fit that all in your mouth?"
Shannon: "I squeeze it first."


Thanks a bunch guys, and enjoy the remainder of your week. Oh, and Earl,... nevermind.


The seasoning on your steak of life,
Dustin.

Quote Of the Day 3/29/1995

Hello everyone,
I know I'm not Dustin, but Jami and I just got back from lab, and we heard a good line that should be named an "Honorable Quote of the Week". I hope you enjoy it....

From the Organic Lab...
Girl: "Where did you get those tiny balls?"
Guy: "They came with my equipment"

{I think we can just leave it at that}


Crash
CEO of the "Feed The Coyote Foundation"

Quote Of the Day 3/28/1995

Late again... Oh, well, you'll get over it. Well, there were some slim pickins for today's quote, but one thing made me laugh more than any other thing today. For more details on how it was set up, ask me or him, but I can't go into detail on here. So here it is, the quite ambiguous quote of the day...


Quote Of the Day 3/28

"At least I get paid for it."
-Douglas Howard (see us for more details)


Just another ball of lint
in the belly button of life,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 3/27/1995

O.K. I know I'm a little late again, but I've got a lot of work to do. With that in mind, I'm sorry I don't have a big intro., but something id to be said for ambiguity.


Quote Of the Day 3/27

"I like to make people scream."
-Mike From Potomic (No comment)


The master of procrastination, (not to be confused with the proclast of masturbation)
Dustin?

Quote Of the Day 3/18/1995

Hey guys!!! I missed all you, and boy, do I have a bunch of quotes for you. Of course I also have to make up for days missed. Well, I'll get around to it a little later, but here it is, the long awaited
quote of the day. This one is from a long time ago, and comes from the big man from the north side:


"Stop playing with your nuts and get over here!"
-Adam Smith (to me regarding... well you know)


From the man who can't keep his body in one piece,
Dustin.



Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 3/17/1995

Well, I'm trying to get this one out early so you all can get it before you go away to spring break. I have a whole bunch of quotes that I'll probably leave as the quotes of next week, but I have to send you guys off with a very appropriate quote. It's not as funny as most, but more appropriate than ever. This comes from someone who doesn't live on our hall, but visits every once in a while. Yes, it's Weed. I don't care what I may have said about him earlier, but I still hold him in a high respect, and this is what he had to say after coming down to this place after not having had visited for a while:


Quote Of the Day 3/17

"Your floor has basically exploded into hell."

Maybe it was the way he said it, but it is ever so appropriate. I'll see you all later and have a pleasant spring break away from this place
(Thank God!).


Straight from the thoughts that make up your wildest dreams,
Dustin.

(Last verse)

I know many people
Have stood where I stand,
I've been searching for years now
For just one honest man.
People tell me I can trust them
And then they'll play their little games,
And I tell them I'll be faithful
But sometimes I act the same.

But I've tried and I've tried
And I've lied and I've lied,
Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 3/16/1995

Sorry Crash, but it's time for the quote of the day again, and I need to include a sexual reference in this one. Here's one from a source who would like to remain unknown, and although she'd like to take credit for it, no, Laura did not say this one. So here's today's quote, as appropriate as it might be, and I'm sure you'll love it Laura.


Quote Of the Day 3/16

"Men are like marble tiles. If you lay them right, you can walk all over them for thirty years."
-Unknown


Greetings from the nine-fingered man,
Dustin.


All huddled up
With a couple close friends,
Then you step outside, come back,
And there will be one less of them.
Your foes will line them up
And their guns will shoot you down.
And they all keep on leaving
Until you're the only one left around.

But I've tried and I've tried,
And I've lied and I've lied,
Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 3/15/1995

Well, Crash has been kind of concerned that these quotes have been getting X-rated, so to be fair to him and to show him that I didn't become this little X-rated monster my X-roommate is, here's the originator of the quote of the day himself, Jonathon Sears with a revelation that came as a kind of new experience to him:


Quote Of the Day 3/15

"I've learned something! Remember this date."
-John Sears (Tonto Sleepyhead)


There you go Crash, a clean quote of the day. But don't worry everybody. I've got some material all ready for tomorrow and Friday. It's just a matter of what to pick. See you all later.


From the Roadrunner inside the coyote in the boat in the moat surrounding the royal palace,
Dustin.


All said and finished,
I've got miles left ahead.
Should we be smiling,
Or fighting instead?
Never sure when
To say all those little things.
Unsure in front of me
Of what the next one brings.

But I've tried and I've tried,
And I've lied and I've lied,
But I've gotten nowhere...

Quote Of the Day 3/14/1995

You've heard it from his roommate, now hear it from the man himself. The master foot-in-the-mouth conversationalist, Douglas "Prickboy" Howard.

Quote Of the Day 3/14

"Shut up! We're trying to get him in bed!"
-Doug Howard about Adam, and trust me, you REALLY don't want to know.


From the ancient refuse formerly known as the Royal Palace,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 3/13/1995

Hello again guys. I know the quote of the day has been lacking a  bit, but it should get back in to shape soon. Sexual references are always safe, but they don't always come to me (pun). Anyway, I just thought this quote was off the wall, and taken out of context, it's even more off the wall. So this quote comes from the big guy down the end of the hall. No not Earl, the Sedgeman. The guy who thinks Magic is a retired point guard for the Lakers. And here he is showing us his vast
wisdom:


Quote Of the Day 3/13

"I don't have to stand on the toilet, O.K.!"
-Matt Sedgley


From the middle ground between science and superstition...
Nitsud.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 3/12/1995

Jay took some time out of his Sunday to visit us, and we all really appreciate it when he comes back, so I thought I'd give him the quote of the day because we see him so seldomly:


Quote Of the Day 3/12

"They're long but they're skinny."
-Jay Megonigal on a matter of yet again something I'd rather discuss privately.


From the moat surrounding the royal palace,
Dustin.


"Desperately Seeking Susan"

Quote Of the Day 3/11/1995

Quote Of the Day 3/11

"No. I just don't have any anger or emotion. I mean... is that O.K.? I just don't care."
-David Ford on self-analysis


From the moat surrounding the royal palace,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 3/10/1995

I know I'm late and I promise this won't become a habit, but I was asleep until ten today. Tonight. Anyway, this quote comes to us all the way from PA, from my friend and unpaid psychologist, Brian Reagan. Every time I go home and seek advice about my life, I always consult him. And he's usually right. A lot of you have heard this quote before, and I'm sure you'll all appreciate it. This is just a little piece of advice he gave me before I left for school:


Quote Of the Day 3/10

"You worry too much. Life's not that important... Especially yours."
-Brian Reagan


Thanks Bri,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 3/9/1995

Hi guys. This week is going to find me very busy and very stressed. Some of you have already felt the effects of my stress and I apologize, but shit happens. Anyway, here we go again with the quote of the day. Again, the pickins' were slim, but I'll get back tomorrow when I'm paying more attention.


Quote Of the Day 3/9

"I'm fine with every part of my life except for the fact that I'm mentally unstable."
-Kathi Bickel


The man who loves Calc III so much, he's doing it again,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 3/9/1995

Sorry guys, I know I'm late, but I just got back from the Psychic Madman show. So here we go, the quote of the day (a little late)...


Quote Of the Day 3/9

Before testing an experiment on an audience member...

"Which hand do you usually use?"

"Right."

"Well then we'll use your left. We wouldn't want to damage your sex life."
-Psychic Madman


Your slightly less sick friend,
Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 3/8/1995

Hello again, it's that time of day. So get out your popcorn and pull up a chair and let's here it for the quote of the day!!!


Quote Of the Day 3/8

"No. Wait. Try fingering them first."
-Chris Foster (to SuperDave pertaining to another matter I'd rather not discuss publicly)


Love from the sick guy at the end of the hall,
Dutsin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 3/7/1995

Hey guys.
To start off, I thought I'd tell all of you who didn't know already that I am feeling kind of sick, but I'll refrain from using a stupid pun such as "It's such a pain in the ass," or "I've had a pretty crappy day" as the quote of the day. And in case you're wondering why I'm on my own mailing list, it's because every message I sent to you guys doesn't get saved on my sent-mail. But without further adieu...


Quote Of the Day 3/7

"You at least have to make Addie come."
-Doug Howard (to me pertaining to a matter I'd rather not discuss publicly)


Dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 3/6/1995

Quote Of the Day 3/6

"You're a very chewable person, but if you were dead, I don't think I'd eat you."
-Laura Garms


Time for dinner everyone,
Dustin.

Still Standing Right Here...

Quote Of the Day 3/5/1995

Quote Of the Day 3/5


"Really, I haven't noticed. But then again, I'm pretty dumb."
-Mark Asplen
(pertaining to just about anything)

Keep the comments coming, you're being recorded now.

Until tomorrow...
Dustin.

Quote Of the Day 3/4/1995

Today was a relatively boring day quote-wise, so I'm taking a movie excerpt that I'm sure most of you have seen:

Quote Of the Day 3/4


"If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, I act fast. If I've offended you, I'm sorry. Now pretty please with sugar on top, clean the fucking car."
-Harvey Keitel, Pulp Fiction


See you tomorrow,
Dustin.

Quote of the Day 3/3/1995

>From now on, I'm going to try to have a quote of the day. If it gets annoying, tell me.
-Dustin.

March 3, 1995

"If I ever understand Beck, I'll kill myself."
-John Sears (Tonto Sleepyhead)