Kinda Gay

Well, I apologize about the lack of quotes last week, but I actually have pretty damn good excuses this time. Tuesday, I was getting a job. Wednesday, I was buying a car. Thursday, I was signing the lease for my apartment. And Friday, I was renting a U-Haul. Saturday, I was making Tony move all my stuff out and bring it down to Maryland. I guess I have no real good excuse for Monday. Sorry. It won't happen again (yes, it will). And I also won't be able to access this account for a while due to the fact that I don't have a phone yet. So If you want to write, I'll be available at my gl account (dfishe1@gl.umbc ) for the next week or so. Maybe I'll do a quote from there, but don't expect it (see, I told you).

Well, due to the fact that I have to leave in an hour, and part of leaving entails packing up this very computer on which I am typing (and playing tennis with Joe), I'm going to make this fairly short. On the trip, Kevin and I were sharing some of the songs that we had written with one another and critiquing them. Well, Mike felt a little left out, and frankly, a little less like a man than Kevin and I. And by the way, this one is real crass, so if you are offended by homosexuality, close your ears. Well anyway, Mike was talking about how he feels like he doesn't do anything cool because me and Kevin write music, so he was going to tell us about this gay thing he does where he writes down philosophy quotes and shit...

Quote Of the Day 8/16/98

Mike: "Well, there is this one thing I do, but it's kinda gay."
Kevin: "Mike. I got one question for you... Do you do it while kissing a guy?"
Mike: "What?"
Kevin: "Do you do it while kissing a guy?"
Mike: "No."
Kevin: "Well, then it's not gay."

Writing down philosophy quotes isn't too bad, Mike. At least you don't stay up until 5 in the morning on the internet looking for them. Oh, wait...


Offend and run,
Extendo.


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