Conover's Worms

Well, another gangsta rapper bit the big one; bought the farm; ate the cherry turnip of unhappiness; died. When are these guys going to learn? It must not be easy being a gangsta rapper. I guess I've just been taking it for granted.

This following message is a quote from my friend in Pitt who used to always steal my job. I laughed real hard at the irony and I hope you guys do to. And I'm sure a lot of you will understand what he's talking about (to catch you up, Angel, for all intents and purposes is his chick). But I mainly wanted to include this as a quote to condone his behavior (that of sending it to me and... well, you'll see...


Quote Of the Day 3/14

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Also, since I've come back to the 'Burgh, I've infested the my house with Worms. Of the five computers in the house, it's on all five, and I'll be damned if we don't all play a hell of a lot. This leads me to Official Quote of the Day Submission Form. You know I'd never try to post directly to the list without prior submission to you, of course. So, there we were, about five of us sitting around the computer, taking turns playing Worms and all that, with the usual snide comments. "I'll prod your ass, buddy" which is always followed by, "GAY!!!" But anyway, I lied and told her I loved and she didn't care. But anyway, so then Angel calls me to talk and whatnot (although it's really hard to do whatnot over the phone) and it was apparent early on that I wasn't listening to her because of Worms. She was understanding and let me go, saying,

"I'll let you guys go and play with your worms then"


Mike

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Well, Mike, it looks like you'll be playing with your worm for a while.



Keeper of the Crickets,
Suckworm.


Still Standing Right Here...

Stomphead

Howdy do all? Well, STOMP!! came around this past weekend and was as live as ever. Man, dat show was def! Seriously, it was the third time I've seen it, and I was just as blown away as the first time. Anyway, they put on a show just for me on Saturday. Sure, a lot of people were there, but they were just a formality for tax purposes. The show was just for me. If I had the time and the money, I'd become a STOMP!! groupie. I'd follow them from city to city, sleep out for tickets, call myself a Stomphead and park my VW bug outside the Lyric with tie-dye push brooms sticking out the sunroof. But that's just me.

Alright, this quote came from Adam because he claims he stopped playing worms with me because he didn't want to be embarrassed on the quote of the day (We all know it's just because he doesn't want us to know just how incompetent he really is). But anyway, I wrote this one down a while back, and I just wanted to prove to him that you're never safe from the quote of the day around me (insert evil maniacal laughter here). Well, all that needs to be said about this is that it was in reference to me...


Quote Of the Day 3/13

"Billy, commence the fucking."
-The worse(?) half of Dumb and Uglier



Let the record show that he never even tried.


Empathizing with Marv Levy,
dustin.


Still Standing Right Here...

No Hugging

Well, we played an intramural soccer game last night. Apparently hugging is illegal in that sport too. In fact, it's a two minute penalty. Man, where IS the love? Actually, I was thinking about it, and the only sport where hugging is legal is wrestling, a sport not traditionally known for it's grace and elegance. In fact, you get points for it. Go figure. One could argue that hugging is legal in football, but unless you're after the guy with the big brown ball, hugging is 15 yards and a loss of down.

This quote came from a newbee on the list, and his performance at dinner earlier tonight got him his spot on the list (You know how selective I am to newcomers). Anyway, we were all sitting around eating and Darren strolled in after we were all done as usual. He sets his tray down, starts eating, and mumbles for a napkin with food in his mouth. I start handing him a napkin, and he mumbles "Only one?" to which I reply, "I'm coming, I'm coming"...


Quote Of the Day 3/12

"You come slow, I'll tell you that!"
-Darren



Well, Darren, you just don't do it for me.



The last Buffalo Bill fan,
Extendo.


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Potomac Bound

Well, some of you may have heard the news already, but I got the RA job! Unfortunate thing is that I have to move over to Potomac to get it. I spend 4 years of my life in dear ole Susquehanna, and they decide it best to ship me off to the land of the sterile walls, where the halls are wider and longer and you have to shower one body part at a time because the rest won't fit in there. Well, maybe they'll put me on third south just for kicks. Or maybe they'll shove me in a basement somewhere where I'll have a marvelous view of the side of a hill for an entire year. The things I do for ORL...

Well, Andrew and I were playing Worms last night for a change, and as usual, he stuck his foot in his mouth again. We can name our worms whatever we want to, and I chose to name mine after all my nicknames, and one of them put Andrew in a pretty precarious position when he tried to kill it...


Quote Of the Day 3/11

"Man, I want Nipples bad!"
-Spoogeboy


Don't we all...


From the law offices of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe,
Nipples.


Still Standing Right Here...

My Internship

Hi. Sorry about only one quote last week, but it kinda sucked the e-mail life out of me. In fact, that message took me longer to write than the total time I've spent in French class all semester. And thank you all who responded either on e-mail or in person. You are all appreciated. Except Andrew who kept yanking the computer plug out of the wall. (Man, does THAT get annoying after like the seventh time!) Clan McCloud had a basketball game today. It turns out that hugging, though usually a sign of affection, is a foul in basketball. I tried to plea my case, but I could tell it wasn't going anywhere, so I dropped it. I even hugged the ref. That is apparently a technical foul. MAN! What happened to basketball? Where's the love?

Alright, down to business. I skipped my internship today for a bunch of reasons. None of them were good, but nobody really gave me any shit about it. Well, last week, I was at my internship (at the Maryland Transportation Authority) and I looked down the row of videotapes, and I saw one that caught my eye...


Quote Of the Day 3/10

"Sexual harassment: training"


That ought to give you guys some idea of what I do at work.


Next in line at the guillotine,
Screaming Cricket.


Still Standing Right Here...