Friday, October 11, 1996

Dork vs Jock

Well, Momma Spence was right. It was only a matter of time before somebody picked out my misspelling of "ulterior." But I actually meant "alterior." It's a word that means "not the posterior." So basically, he's a dick in so many words. HA!

I was over at John's apartment and we were studying for our mid-term (complaining about how we're losers going nowhere), and I saw all of his D&D books, and I mistakenly thought I could insult John and get away with it. Well, here's the consequence...


Quote Of the Day 10/11

Me: "How sad. You spend your life living in a false reality."
John: "You spend your life kicking a ball."


Touché!


Kicking my ex-roommate in the nuts,
Extendo.


Still Standing Right Here...

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